I Can't Believe It's News
A local crook gets away with only a lighter…an arsonist catches himself on fire…and a town uses the slogan “wipe local”
Walmart ice cream sandwiches don’t melt…some jailhouse irony…and the Chubby Checker app has been shut down!
A woman’s prison was having a happy hour…a guy with a warrant challenges cops on facebook…and a gas station attendant beats up 3 crooks!
A man gets busted “sun bathing” his buds…a couple get busted for stealing cows…and a woman gets busted carrying her own urine!
A bank robber had his name on his shirt…a man loses a hand after being pricked by a thorn…and a criminal on the run runs into the wrong building!
A crook dropped his prison release papers at the seen of a new crime…a toddler crashes a car…and a pregnant lady goes into labor during the Presidential motorcade!
A road rage guy gets run over by his own truck…a woman unhappy with her hair destoys the salon…and a man takes hostages at sex shop
A woman calls 911 to get a different cop…a guy gets out of prison and robs the same bank that got him busted…and a crook is suing the pizza shop he tried to rob!
A woman lets God drive….a man has sex while his kids are in the car…and a man jumps from a moving car to end an argument with his girlfriend who was driving at the time!
A guy gets busted “upskirting” at the grocery store…a woman tries to steal a sex toy in a stroller…and exercize leads to orgasm!