I Can't Believe It's News
A guy steals his date’s phone on the first date…the Gov of S. Carolina locked herself out…and a man gets an arson charge for cooking brats
What is causing all of the “orange” matresses in London…a man gets a samurai sword beatdown…and some college kids are looking for a MILF
A guy has his pot plants buckled up…a man’s pot plant booby trap backfires…and a direct tv installer catches a house on fire!
A bank robber falls 210 ft in a garbage chute…a man gets tased and has glass shards taken from his backside…and a woman had 5000 dollars up her butt!
The Denver zoo has stopped letting people feed the rhino…a drug dealer goes from bad to worse…and witnesses to a crime tweet instead of calling 911
A guy turns into a big coward when caught cheating…spray painting a stolen car isn’t enough to avoid getting caught…and a man shoots an arrow with pot into the city jail!
Some ICBN with Ryan Stiles!
A fire fighter makes fake 911 calls…a woman stabs her BF for not calling her on his work break…a naked and drunk man steal a whale watching boat!
A 20 foot pile of goat manure caught fire…a man ends up in jail because he wouldn’t clean the cat box…and a shoplifter locked his keys in the car!
An 81 yr old man shoots himself trying to kill a raccoon…a bunch of people get sick eating guinea pig at a fair…and a crazy woman writes a letter to the rditor over an AC/DC tribute band