I Can't Believe It's News
A shoplifter falls asleep in the walmart bathroom…a prisoner tries to claim unemployment from behind bars…and a 79 yr old grandma shoots her grand nephew in the foot for stealing 20 bucks!
A guy blames his abscence on his underwear…a man steals 26,000 dollars worth of cheese….and a woman gets kicked out of 50 shades for going “selfie”
A couple gets pepper sprayed while getting it on in a bathroom…2 convenience store employees destroy the store over a prank call…and a man needs stitches in his junk!
In court a woman is suing herself…and a woman does a walk of shame home from the dump!!
Hotels want to offer a new way to conserve water…a crook holds up a store he knows very well…and a frozen raw sewage spill!
A walmart beatdown between 2 women…a man goes to Benihana 579 times in 1 year…and a bar is set to host it’s first small penis party
A woman freaks out when her pizza isn’t ready…a 90 year old lady has her house busted up in a drug raid…and a bride marries a guest at her wedding instead of the groom!
An old man hits 10 parked cars trying to leave the parking lot…a guy beats himself up while in a police holding cell…and a kindergarten teacher gets busted drinking beer at school.
A double decker bus rescues a naked man…a guy sues a bar over the mechanical bull…and a huge meth bust in a load of broccoli.
The Weinermobile got into a wreck…3 women give a man a beatdown at 50 shades…and a man in the casino thought he won big at the games AND with a woman but he was wrong!