I Can't Believe It's News
30 people get kicked out of a hotel for fighting over the free waffles…a guy was way over the limit with alcohol AND fish…and a woman punches a man in the face because he didn’t put enough sprinkles on his ice cream!
A woman gets stabbed for eating the last rib…a man assaults his wife because she liked INDY more than NASCAR…and a drunk woman claims a man came “out of the sky” to drive her car!
Long lost siblings reunite thanks to Tinder…a woman with a prosthetic leg catches some flak…and a couple gets busted for insurance fraud over an apt fire!
A man lost his sex tape on the bus…a guy plays demo derby on a used car lot in Abbotsford…and a prisoner is eating his way out of jail!
A crook gets outsmarted by an elevator…a guy in a drivers ed car was going 110 MPH…and a woman almost dies taking a selfie!
Someone left 9 brains on side of the railroad tracks…a woman claims she was knocked out with a bowling ball…and a wanted man returns to the scene of the crime to get his hat back!
A woman offers a cop an obscene bribe…2 52 yr old twins were throwing bricks at each other…and a man lets a woman tie him down for a massage and she set him on fire!
A 82 yr old man has to run away from his attacking 46 yr old girlfriend…and Whidbey Island 911
KFC has a new tray liner that lets you surf the internet…a plane dumps it’s waste on a 16 yr old’s bday party…and a guy flips out and strips naked at the airport!
A burglar falls asleep on the couch…a body builder injects his arms with oil and alcohol…a woman gets busted using her hands at the salad bar!