I Can't Believe It's News
A man was busted throwing sex toys at people from his car…a couple pays an extra 120 grand to buy a house but only if they can keep the cat…and a guy gets busted for kidnapping a couple of flamingos
A burglar gets stuck breaking in…a naked meth head gets stuck in a tree…and a man goes commando at the dentist’s office
A man wears a “f*&k the police” shirt to court and wins…a woman steals 520 dollars from juror’s purses at the courthouse…and a man gets shot 15 minutes after he gets out of 15 years in prison!
2 great grandmas get in a fight at a hospital…a teacher quits her job so she can twerk professionally…and a man tries a very painful replacement for Viagra!
England’s oldest sex change patient…a man covers himself in tar to try to avoid police…and a man steals a train because he is mad at his workplace!
A guy shows up at court with 50 grams of pot…a woman’s candle in her car starts a gas station fire…and a man accidentally empties his gun into his neighbor’s house
A guy is still drunk at his arraingment…a HS quarterback gets sent to play for the other team…and a woman calls police to complain that her mugshot is “unflattering”
A man robs the WRONG convenience store…a man marries his step mother…and a 4 year old brings 200 bags of heroin to school
A man claims to be a “pastafarian”…a woman beats cancer but goes to jail in doing so…and a couple has sex in the back of a cop car!
A diner apologizes for a bad joke…a false tsunami warning scares weather app users…and a dwarf takes a dump at a city council meeting!