I Can't Believe It's News
A guy takes a nap in a cop car…a new vibrating panty alarm clock…and a kid in a Walmart uniform steals 30,000 from his former employer
A man sends cat poop to the businesses that didn’t hire him…gas was sold for a penny a gallon by accident…and a suicide bomb teacher blew up himself and his students!
Naked church services…a woman shoots up a drive thru after they mess up her order…and a brawl ensues after a woman finds her estranged husband with another woman!
A Denver bar is in trouble for bashing the Broncos…a guy steals 342 dollars worth of cat food…and a smoke ignites a gas explosion!
The cops lay off a lazy police dog…a woman bought a used car so she could ram it into her old work…and a crazy woman gets thrown off a plane for wanting to join the mile high club!
A woman gets taken for 25,000 in a walmart parking lot…a kiss leads to an arrest…and McGruff the crime dog gets 16 years in prison!
A place called “crazy kids” hosts an adult “pajama party”…a girl takes a selfie with a dead guy…and a woman forces a man to get a tattoo!
Some dead ducks cost a man his career…a prpegnant woman stun guns her boyfriend…and a serial masturbator burns down his apartment
A 2 yr old calls 911 dozens of times…pot leads to a counterfeit operation…and a”big mouth Billy bass” foils a crime!
A woman claims Olive Garden made her have a C-section…one brother bites off the other’s ear…and a female competitive eating champ!