I Can't Believe It's News
A guy gets too drunk to remember who bit his nose off…cops catch a wanted man after he posts his whereabouts on his FB page…and cops looking for a crying baby realize the noise was a baby goat!
The hottest burger in the world?? A man sets fire to his friend’s house when he can’t get a ride to the liquor store…and a prisoner who goes by the name “Babynuts”
A mom gets busted serving her daughter a margarita…a guy wrecks his car chasing an owl…and a man loses his testicles.
A bank robber stops into a cop filled donut shop…a woman gets revenge on the coworkers who stole her lunch…and details on Portland’s “Kinkfest”
A mom brings her kid to an orgy…a jar of Nutella was responsible for starting a fire…and now there is an app for sharing your farts!
A man has a 29 year old cat…a guy gets busted stealing tarantulas…and someone has been cutting off horse tails and manes!
Some fast food workers get a big bonus…legal marijuana in Alaska could affect the Iditarod…and burns on a man’s face help police ID the arsonist!
A gun club near a popular hiking trail was a bad idea…a couple crooks get busted by a butt dial…and Whidbey Island 911
A shoplifter falls asleep in the walmart bathroom…a prisoner tries to claim unemployment from behind bars…and a 79 yr old grandma shoots her grand nephew in the foot for stealing 20 bucks!
A guy blames his abscence on his underwear…a man steals 26,000 dollars worth of cheese….and a woman gets kicked out of 50 shades for going “selfie”