I Can't Believe It's News
A man doesn’t like the DNA test results on his soda…a burglar gets busted by his underwear…and a mom was making “smack n cheese”
An exploding can of deodorant causes a family to evacuate…a teacher takes students to a sex shop on a field trip…and a drunk sets up his own DUI checkpoint!
A shoplifter takes a dump in the display case…and a police K9 tears up a suspect’s junk!
A man gets hit in the face with a sledgehammer…a guy finds a bullet in his beer…and a high school teacher shows her class “before and after” boobjob pix!
A guy gets pulled over for using his watch…roommates get in a fight over wet towels…and a drunk guy urinates on Dolph Lundgren’s feet
The “Price is Right” had an awkward moment…a judge offers a woman 30 days in jail or pepper spray in the face…and an 82 yr old uses an ice pick to flatten a woman’s tires!
A 17 yr old impersonates an FBI agent…a woman sends her neighbor a load of cow dung in the mail…and Robert Downey Jr has his own furniture shipped to wherever he is filming!
A teacher is passed out drunk in class…an escaped cow gets shot right in front of McDonalds…and a kid tricks some classmates into eating a ghost pepper!
30 people get kicked out of a hotel for fighting over the free waffles…a guy was way over the limit with alcohol AND fish…and a woman punches a man in the face because he didn’t put enough sprinkles on his ice cream!
A woman gets stabbed for eating the last rib…a man assaults his wife because she liked INDY more than NASCAR…and a drunk woman claims a man came “out of the sky” to drive her car!