I Can't Believe It's News
A guy shoots himself in the leg while sleeping…a drunk woman pukes and crashes out at IKEA…and a naked man pumping gas!
Quantas airlines was showing the in flight movie “Flight”…a TSA agent finds a grenade in some luggage…and there will be no more Ben & Jerry’s themed porno movies!
A TV reporter gets fired over her blog…a guy lights his closet on fire to rid it of demons…and a man escapes police and drives home handcuffed!
A guy kills and eats a rare octopus…a customer at Waffle House shoots an armed robber…and a guy with a foot fetish gets humiliated!
A pyschic rips off a Seattle woman…a guy high on mushrooms gets tasered 7 times…and a jogger gets mugged while on a smoke break!
A guy claims the prostitute was helping him find tomatoes…a smoker dies when his oxygen tank explodes…and a bank repos the wrong house!
A guy challenges a cop in a Challenger to race…some crooks use a guy with no legs as the getaway driver…and a brawl at Chuck E Cheese!
A guy brought a skunk into the bathroom…a guy gets busted with 6 figure socks…and a 3rd grade teacher gets busted with alot of drugs!
A rescued bear was living off pizza and mountain dew…a tube float on the river almost turns deadly…anda guy leaves his naked girlfriend on the front porch!
A lunchtime dare hospitalized 20 kids…a woman had her Bentley wrecked at a car wash…and a drunk man swims to Detroit!