I Can't Believe It's News
An airline sends a woman’s dog to Ireland instaed of Phoenix and a roman candle fight spawns 4 dozen 911 calls in Seattle.
A woman smuggles 645 oxy pills in her various body cavities…a woman gets busted for driving a car that had no business on the road…and a man rides a bicycle up one of the tallest buildings in the world!
Police are now manning a Chicago area Chuck E. Cheese….a woman gets busted for stealing ALOT of lube…and one state wants to sell beer in pouches!
A kid shoots himself and blames it on ninjas…a man in trouble goes by the name of Leiky Colon…and a methlab guarded by a rattlesnake!
A peninsula man gets in trouble over a prank…a guy blows off his finger off trying to remove his wedding ring…and a follow up on the man who sabotaged a nuclear submarine!
A nun gets busted for fraudulent voting…An old man gets in trouble for trying to teach a punk a lesson…and a guy gets fired after saving some kids from a shark
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Buying a car off of craigslist turns violent…a kid gets in trouble for bringing cupcakes to school…and there is a shortage of swordsmen for beheadings!
A man gets shot in the butt and doesn’t realize it…a dude gets his junk cut off on the job…and an ice cream truck dealing pot!
Lions on the loose at a zoo…the police are cracking down on spring breakers in Florida…and a woman selling VHS porn door to door!