I Can't Believe It's News
A serial pooper is on the loose…a mayoral candidate campaigns nude…and a woman will sell you her house but you have to marry her first!
A high speed chase results in bails of pot on the freeway…2 brothers fight over a Jesus license plate…and a woman fails over 100 driving tests!
A lady was naked at Dunkin Donuts…a dentist tried to do a procedure at McDonalds…and a 17 yr old got busted for stealing a goat he planned on using in his prom invitation!
A woman poses as a nurse for over a year…a woman stabs her man in the neck after finding naked pix of another woman on his phone…and a woman gets hit by a train because she is too busy texting!
A shelter chooses a very unfortunate name…a guy takes his neighbors to a football game with a credit card stolen from the same neighbors…and a teen spends the $30,000 mistakenly deposited in his account!
An 11 yr old comes to school dressed as a 50 shades of grey character…a massive brawl at Chuck E Cheese…and kid ate so much licorice his brain started to swell!
The madam of illegal butt injections was found guilty…someone stole a whole bunch of cheese…and a woman tries to steal an entire display case of jewelry
A woman foils a robbery by disabling the getaway car…a soccer jersey maker offends all women…and Whidbey Island 911
A guy gets too drunk to remember who bit his nose off…cops catch a wanted man after he posts his whereabouts on his FB page…and cops looking for a crying baby realize the noise was a baby goat!
The hottest burger in the world?? A man sets fire to his friend’s house when he can’t get a ride to the liquor store…and a prisoner who goes by the name “Babynuts”