I Can't Believe It's News
A big time proposal gets shot down…a billion dollar divorce…and Whidbey Island 911
A college student steals an ambulance…a cop pepper sprays kindergarten students…and some parents try to buy a strip club
A teacher wets his pants in front of the class…a man tries to get a hhoker with3 dollars and some chicken…and deodorant at Walmart???
A guy tries surfing a dead whale…a woman loses her wedding ring while carving pumpkins…and a guy robs 4 Subway shops because the “Jerod” diet didn’t work for him!
A bakery busted for using opium…villagers go nuts when a beer truck tips in India…and a drunk ice cream truck driver on halloween.
A man says a clown hit him over the head with a wrench…people need to be warned against taking selfies with bears…and a woman robs a pharmacy armed only with her breast milk!
A woman smuggled 6 ounces of cocaine in her lady parts…a man tries to smuggle a canon on to a plane…and a man had to have an eel like fish removed from his rectum
La la the teletubby was the culprit…an escapee caught by coyotes…and a women at a baby shower brawl!
A wedding proposal goes up in flames…a bank robbery foiled by a cigarette…and a mistaken charge of bestiality!?
A woman pretends she is deaf to get a man…a man was so hungover he asked that his pizza be delivered all the way to his bedroom…and Whidbey Island 911!!