I Can't Believe It's News
A man had a beer bottle and a coat hanger up his butt…a man had a woman in his suitcase…and a man had jewelry, drugs and a wrench up his butt!
A robbery suspect makes a getaway on a motorized shopping cart…a fireman puts out a fire with beer…and a playful pooch causes an explosion!
Bad handwriting foils a bank robbery…50 people go to the ER trying to throw boiling water in the freezing air to create snow…and a man high on meth tries to fight off 15 cops!
A man powers his house thru his Prius…a woman tried to thaw out her van by putting hot coals under the engine…and Whidbey Island 911
Jenna Jameson uses her breasts for crime fighting…it’s so cold an escaped convict wants to go back to jail…and a bad ending for a game of naked hide n seek!
College kid loses a testicle in a frat hazing…a new wife divorces her man over the way he eats…and a man has to make an emergency landing on the freeway, and then he winds up in trouble!
A guy lost 37 pounds eating only at McDonalds…a jewelry theif done in by bananas…and aa weird post from the “missed connections” section of Craigslist
Ice cream trucks using texts instead of music….a man busted selling brains on Ebay…and a man gets stabbed with the Christmas gift he gave!
A man proposes while getting arrested…a woman tries to stab her man for not cuddling…and Whidbey Island 911
A man uses a sword to steal 6 tacos…a man leaves his baby in the car while he was in the strip club…and a woman gives her lover a nunchucks beatdown!