I Can't Believe It's News
A man crashes his truck at Taco Bell 4 times…a man was going 111 MPH because he had “explosive diarrhea”…and a guy almost dies while texting behind the wheel!
The White House is red faced over a typo…a man was so drunk he thought he was Peggy Hill from “King of the hill”…and a naked woman beats up a slushee machine!
A high school teacher was in playboy…a guy calls a stripper “snaggle-toothed” and gets a beatdown…and a man got his junk stuck in a toaster!
A man was masturbating in the drive thru…a man was shooting his bow and arrow in a hotel room…and a man urinates on a crowded patio!
A guy fakes a kidnapping so he can go out with the guys…a neighbor’s loud sex makes things awkward…and a grandpa picks up the wrong girl from school
A woman left her purse full of cocaine at a Foot Locker…a pricing error allows a woman to geta GREAT deal at Home Depot…and a shop is offering vibrators for laid off Govt workers
A lawyer says his client is too fat to come to court…a man gets crushed by a 1000 pounds of bacon…a judge sentences a man to 3 years of no dating!
A woman escapes a kidnapping by jumping thru the drive thru window…a half naked woman busted for DUI w a box of wine…and a Waffle House jewelry heist!
Prison officials leave inmates in a van with the keys…a man almost kills himself with a pickax…and a knucklehead tries stealing from a petstore!
Are ovaries bad for driving…a road rage incident caught on tape…and a fencing instructor stops a mugging!