I Can't Believe It's News
A 20 foot pile of goat manure caught fire…a man ends up in jail because he wouldn’t clean the cat box…and a shoplifter locked his keys in the car!
An 81 yr old man shoots himself trying to kill a raccoon…a bunch of people get sick eating guinea pig at a fair…and a crazy woman writes a letter to the rditor over an AC/DC tribute band
Family buries wrong dead person…a naked man washing his car gets busted for drugs and guns…and a woman calls 911 after being left on acupuncturist’s table
A man gets attacked with a sword…a man keeps an alligator in his mom’s bathtub…and a guy freaks out on bathsalts!
12 year olds steal a big rig…a barista gets pistol whipped for making the wrong coffee…and world record dreads!
A man gets revenge on his ex with a business card…a walmart liquor store shooting…and a stripper starts a fire!
A woman dislocated her jaw on a hamburger…a guy with the weirdest name ever gets busted…and a man is furious at the Arizona Cardinals!
A man dies after shooting off his junk…China is fining people for poor bathroom aim…and a woman has “ghosts” removed from her lady parts
A woman calls 911 for a pen…a man texting and driving hits a manure truck…and a woman eats a tapeworm to try to lose weight!
A man calls 911 28,000 times….a man steal thousands of dollars worth of quarters…and a guy wanted by police “likes” his own facebook pic on the police website!