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A man running for Mayor of Dallas gets busted for 666 grafitti…a woman tries to use yellow Gatorade to pass a pee test…and a woman stabs her man for eating too much of her salsa!
A woman frauds her way into being a partner in a legal office…a biker brawl at Applebees…and a woman flashes the Google Maps camera!
A dad goes the hospital after eating his daughter’s pot brownies…a man uses his pet rat to get a free meal…and cops get a town high when they burn a bonfire of illegal weed!
A woman gets busted because she stopped to talk in traffic…a woman squirts breastmilk at a cop…and a woman wants to bring her weed with her in the back of the cop car!
A woman is guilty in a bacon related shooting…a judge put the drugs in his chambers, his nose chambers…and a basketball player has a very difficult last name to pronounce!
A foul smell clears out a Walmart and a crook gets caught on Snapchat!
A mom goes to the school to stop a kid from bullying her kid…a teen falls off of a frozen waterfall when he tries to get it flowing again…and a man cuts off his own beard and glued it to another man’s head!
A guy impresses his date when he saves another man’s life…a woman tries to burn down a yoga studio…and a guy gets busted for repeatedly skipping out on jury duty!
A woman is in love with, and has sex with a tree…there is a job opening for a brothel tester…and a woman strips naked on a plane and uses a sex toy on herself!
A man hits up facebook mid-crime…a crook gets caught when uses Netflix…and a guy gets fired for his tattoo!