I Can't Believe It's News
The great ink cartridge theft case….a man known as “city pimp” was arrested for playing with his “nuggets”…and some parents beat up a school bus driver for not letting the kids off the bus fast enough!
A drunk gets busted for mowing his neighbors lawn…a man has 805 lb shark in the back of his truck…and a public official shows up at his neighbors house in underwear and socks!
A couple Easter egg hunt disaster stories….and a man goes to great lengths to avoid paying a toll.
A soda refill costs a man his job…an online first date horror stary…and a man goes into Walmart naked and high on meth!
A woman jumps out of a moving car over a lizard…a man’s obit simply said “I am dead”…and every member of Congress has a subscription to “Hustler” magazine!
There is a dating website for Green Bay Packers fans…someone was putting Xanax in kids Easter eggs…and a man whose last name is “Cocaine” gets busted for drugs!
A woman gets busted when a cop tries to help her…a gun range and liquor license combo…and a druggy gets busted at his court date!
Lenny the farting cat…cockroaches close down a sushi joint…and a man (not Ozzy) gets busted urinating on the Alamo!
Daylight savings time messed up a bomber…a guy didn’t quite make it to the bathroom…and a woman bit off another woman’s ear over UB40!
A kid gets stuck in an arcade game…a teacher was super drunk before school…and the 2nd annual “small penis” contest is on the way!