I Can't Believe It's News
A HS basketball game ends with a 2-0 score…a man gets busted by his own security video…and a woman running around throwing rocks with her pants down!!
A lady gets out of jury duty by pulling out clumps of hair…a man makes it very hard to cash in 600 bucks…and a man walks into the police station and starts masturbating
A kid chops off his hand to keep himself from gaming too much…a man gets busted trying to serve alligator at his super bowl party…and an assault case where the weapon was a couple orders of poutine!
Snoring gives a burglar’s hiding spot away…a baby outs mom’s stash of drugs…and a woman tries to bring a kangaroo into McDonalds!
A furniture store was a front for a grow-op…some famous statues were ID’d by their pubic hair…and Whidbey Island 911
Someone is gonna get busted for illegally dumping 24 cow heads….the police helped out and delivered a pizza…and there’s a new love toy in the form of a teddy bear!
A traffic backup caused by a trucker pulling out his tooth…a man shoots 2 cars in a snow rage…and a drunken zamboni driver
A woman accidentally sells drugs to a cop…a man breaks into a nice liquor store but only steals Keystone light…and a 911 call from a kid who got shot in the junk!
A woman gets a DUI for driving naked from the waist down and sitting on a bottle of whiskey…and a UPS driver caught on tape throwing a package and urinating on the house!
Someone stole $4000 worth of ribs, chicken and wings from Jerome Brown’s BBQ…and a female firefighter in Philadelphia accused of having a 3some at the fire station!