I Can't Believe It's News
A man was dragging a dead raccoon thru Mukilteo…and a man orders $13,000 worth of cuury delivered to Brazil
Man leads cops on a chase aboard a tractor…a man tries to smuggle drugs into jail in a football…and a woman needs to be rescued from a tree
A drug lord gets busted at the World Cup…husband and wife get matching DUIs…and a 3 yr old causes a huge house fire
A man steals a fire truck to impress a date…Miss USA is doesn’t know her own state’s capital…and prostitutes playing soccer!
A 2 million dollar house must be torn down…a big cougar was stalking a school…and Whidbey Island 911
A woman attacks her man for talking in his sleep…a man gets busted with an ounce of pot in his fat roll…and a guy gets popped again for having sex with a pool toy!
Naked car surfing…a kid brings a grenade to school…and a man loses some of his junk in a hospital mix up!
A guy gets busted sexting a cop…a man tries to ride a stolen forklift home…and dads want strippers for Father’s day!
A guy bribes a prostitute with a salad…a woman steals 8 lobsters by putting them in her pants…and a man sells his cheating wife’s wedding dress
A man was shooting at the moon…a woman pulled her breasts out one too many times…and a guy says his junk got stuck in a vent while he was painting!