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A sexual hookup winds up with the girl trapped in a well…a man attaches a picture of his junk to a job app…and a foul mouthed parrot gets punished!
A waitress assaults a customer when he criticizes the service…people seeking health care get the wrong number…and a woamn has a baby at the nail salon!
A man gets busted BBQn meth on his balcony…an escort in Vegas steals a man’s rolex by putting it in her lady parts…and a guy lets a witchdoctor con him into letting a hyena eat his junk!
A wife picks the wrong song to sing….a 911 call over body odor…and a gun tattoo brings the cops out!
A pastor was plowed…a guy saves a baby porqupine in a bizarre manner…and workers at a cheese factory were swimming in the milk!
A guy gets a McDonalds receipt tattooed on his arm…a guy gets carjacked while he watches 2 girls dance…and a man running for office passes a kidney stone in the middle of a debate
A burglar craps his pants when caught…a guy gets out of prison and goes straight back to the store he robbed to rob it again…and a grandma steals a teacher’s purse!
2 EMTs argue so much the patient gets out of ambulance to take herself to the hospital…mom got busted for throwing a teen party…and a burglar busted by his flirting ways!
A woman mistakes a bobcat for a housecat…a couple gets busted having sex at Walgreens…and Whidbey Island 911
A man goes to incredible lengths to avoid paying his bar tab…a kid tries to break into the police station to get his skateboard back… and the “olympics of sheep shearing”