I Can't Believe It's News
A woman tries to steal a research vessel to go from California to South Carolina…a dope dealer tries to throw off the pot smell with human feces…a 21ft wasp nest!!!
A turkey winds up in a woman’s passenger seat…a couple’s dog leaves with a burglar…and the vice mayor of a town was hanging his junk out of a car window!
A grafitti tagger gets hung up on an 18 story building…one needs a college degree to work at McDonalds…and a man defecates outside a Burger King!
Paying to have yourself kidnapped…a dog eats a man’s 500 bucks…and a guy buys 2 ferrets thinking they were poodles!
A man plants a bomb for his wife so he can win her back…a goat walks into a bar…and a man gets busted dipping his weed in embaming fluid!
3 gynecologists are in trouble for using a dishwasher…one man was extremely upset with the DOL…and 4 “big” women beat up a man after a night out drinking!
A man with a REALLY bad foot fetish…a dude was under the influence of bass and drums…and a guy literally puts his boot up a another man’s booty!
A man steals a thousand bucks worth of booze and hands it out…a driver was doublely distracted while driving…and a pot dealer tries to mask the pot smell with bounce dryer sheets!
An April fools prank backfires….the newspapers in Boston are beefing…and a man pawns his wedding ring to buy a hooker!
A guy steals over 100,000 dollars worth of perfume…a guy shows up for his DUI trial and winds up in more trouble…the TSA finds a hand grenade in some luggage!