I Can't Believe It's News
Some lawmakers in Poland outlaw Winnie the Pooh…a man offers to be your Thanksgiving date to help ladies avoid relationship questions…and a very pregnant couple gets caught having sex at the hospital!
A man calls 911 to try to get out of a traffic ticket…a woman resorts to taking her dead husbands ashes to T-mobile to get his contract cancelled…and a guy gets run over twice in the McDonalds drive thru
A man divorces his wife while at the wedding…a dog urinates all over a Lane Bryant store…and Whidbey Island 911
A man hits on the nurse who helped deliver his wife’s baby…a crook gets busted by coca-cola…and a student has a bizarre way of relieving stress before a test!
A drunk man causes chaos in a stolen bulldozer…Dave and Buster’s issue a twitter apology…and students at the University of Houston try to put out a frat house fire!
A man goes to jail because he got waffles instead of pancakes…a cop pulls over a school bus to give his kid lunch…and a man in a scooter tries to steal some steaks!
A safari bus breaks down surrounded by wild beasts…the New England Patriots apologize for a terrible tweet…and a case of mistaken identity on a hunting trip
A topless woman steals hair extensions…there is a panty bandit on the loose in Kodiak Alaska…and Santa Claus robs a post office!
A teen’s trip to get a license winds up with a cops high speed chase…a dog will not leave his master’s side…and a girl’s messy room leads to her losing several hundred dollars
Some people are making a good living playing video games…a Jesus statue was stuffed with $20,000 worth of pot…and was the walmart meat laced with LSD?