I Can't Believe It's News
Some thieves try to ditch a safe in a lake but it was frozen…some guys set up their dead friend at a poker table in tribute…and a guy steals all the BK chicken nuggets on his last day at work!
Cheese theft in Wisconsin is a big time deal…a bullfighter took his 5 month old into the ring to fight a bull…and naked people are making it hard to work for employees of the gym!
There is a new tuxedo made for a man’s penis…the “find my I-phone app” has a glitch…and a woman gets busted selling moonshine in an effort to bail her man out of jail!
A man tries to put a 3 inch screw in his junk…a woman mistakenly thought she had a deadly spider in her house…and some crooks were stopped by a bunch of sheep!
A mom brings a shotgun to get her son’s bike back…a man drives his flaming truck to the fire station…and a guy tries to burn all his old love letters and catches the apartment on fire!
A couple guys tried to syphon from the wrong tank on the bus…a druggie tried to trade a puppy for crack…and a Chinese restaurant was butchering road kill deer
Another AirBnB nightmare story…a woman’s cheese wheel gets put on the no-fly list…and a snowboarder gets pushed off the ski lift
A man got busted smuggling pills into the US on a sled…a valet caught a $400,000 Lamborghini on fire…and a man cut off his own hand trying to scam his insurance company!
A woman got busted with pills in her lady parts…a man stabbed another man for stirring his chili…and a 911 operator was too busy ordering pizza to answer emergency calls!
A tv station fired 7 employees for playing “Cards against humanity”…a lot of people are having sex at the gym…and a woman got busted smuggling pot in a foosball table!