I Can't Believe It's News
Cops identify the man they want by the tattoo on his back…a man was way out of control at the Oregon hempfest…and a guy gets popped trying to steal things by putting them up his kilt!
A plane gets diverted over a seat back reclining…a naked man gets thrown from a car…and a man gets busted for having sex with a mattress!
A guy’s “ice bucket challenge” puts him in jail…A woman starts a forest fire because her friends were bored…and a man’s noisy sex swing gets him evicted!
A dad got beat up for leaving his kids in the car while he got drunk…a burglar spent most of the night up a tree…and a man will have his junk measured in court to prove he is too small in the pants to be a flasher!
A man gets busted for poaching sea turtle eggs…a man builds a wall of beer at a Vegas club…and a woman has “cocaine breasts”
Value Village gets evacuated because of bear spray…378 people in a row pay it forward at Starbucks…and a guy gets a hole in his arm from his I-phone
A man picks a fight with a fire hydrant…a guy steals a walmart scooter to get to his probation hearing…and a man called 911 to complain about a stripper
A man goes to jail over a stapler…a guy named Stoner gets busted for weed…and a crook gets done in by his I-phone
A man accidentally urinates on a wasp’s nest…2 adopted kids end up getting married without knowing they are related…and a woman films porn in a church!
A man running for congress should have looked at his flier a lil closer…a meth lab in a walmart parking lot…and human poop closes a city park!