I Can't Believe It's News
A guy loses his job over his “buttle opener” invention…a woman drowns in a vat of wine…and a woman gets busted with drugs in her fake butt
A woman digs up her dad’s grave to find a will…a man has seen the production of “Rock of Ages” 500 times…and a man in a wheelchair tries shoplifting at Walmart
A burger joint also sells sex toys…a man done in by a mirror…and…a guy tries to rob a place with a boomerrang
2 people busted having sex at the retirement center…a woman gets arrested for Spaghettios…and an 80 year old gets punched at Applebees
A prison escapee gives himself up so inmates can sleep…a snake in a rental car…and firefighters save some hamsters!
Slipknot burning camel dung at their concerts…and neighbors brawl over drones!
Nudists gets busted for stealing water…a man was hiding from the cops until his cologne gave him away…and Whidbey Island 911
A rollercoaster hits a deer…a pregnant woman takes down a moose…and Tom Morello gets slammed in Seattle.
A woman tries hiding from the cops in her oven…Walmart is getting into banking (Walbank)…and a NW high school had a pot party in their greenhouse!
A man tries to take a selfie with a moose…a 50 yr old mom and a couple teens burn a huge penis into a HS football field…and a shirtless man takes a bath in some church holy water!