I Can't Believe It's News
A naked nurse…free sex at a brothel…and knuckleheads in Kelso think they live in Oregon!
A woman sets off the sprinkler system in the emergency room after waiting an hour and a half…and a guy steals and leaves a car but left his wallet in the car!
A bird causes a forest fire…a guy kidnaps a couple for being loud in the laundry room…and a guy puts fire ants down his pants!
A bunch of monkees are getting drunk…a guy has his arm snapped while arm wrestling…and a brawl between Minnie Mouse and Hello Kitty!
A guy gets a beatdown at Little Caesers for calling a lady fat…and a large iguana was pulled from a girl’s toilet!
A jet ski blows up at the dealership…a guy gets taken off jury duty over what he wore to court…and a man sues an actress because he thinks she is staring at him thru the tv!
A woman thinks her dog walker sold her dog for drugs…a mom passes out while cooking for her kids…and a woman pepper sprays a Del Taco
There is a “bulldozer Barry” in Australia…a principal plagerized his grad speech to the kids…and 2 moms and a 6 yr old boy get in a brawl at Walmart
A guy offers $1000 for the return of his cat…a KFC employee lights some nearby trees on fire after he thought he got fired…and Whidbey Island 911
A couple sues because the house they bought was infested with snakes…a burglar gets busted by his nacho cheese…and an actor gets stabbed in the heart while on stage!