I Can't Believe It's News
A lawyer says his client is too fat to come to court…a man gets crushed by a 1000 pounds of bacon…a judge sentences a man to 3 years of no dating!
A woman escapes a kidnapping by jumping thru the drive thru window…a half naked woman busted for DUI w a box of wine…and a Waffle House jewelry heist!
Prison officials leave inmates in a van with the keys…a man almost kills himself with a pickax…and a knucklehead tries stealing from a petstore!
Are ovaries bad for driving…a road rage incident caught on tape…and a fencing instructor stops a mugging!
An 80 yr old man dressed as a woman robs Walmart…a woman steals 3 million bucks in her bra…and a couple dies having sex on the railroad tracks!
A 3 yr old brings a bunch of pot to school…a cheating husband gets his wife back thru facebook…and sentencing day for the couple who had sex at Home Depot!
A candle store fronts for a prostitution ring…a dominatrix tricks men into working her farm…and teachers in Arkansas are forced to wear underwear and shoes!
A man gets injured by an elk he had just shot…2 women rip off a sex shop they work at…and a cabbie pepper sprays a guy over 6 bucks!
A funky and gross Walmart scam…a man passed out in a load of peppers…and a college prof gets busted growing weed!
Dancing in a job interview…a therapist offers threesomes…and a new wife pushes her husband of a cliff