I Can't Believe It's News
Jenna Jameson uses her breasts for crime fighting…it’s so cold an escaped convict wants to go back to jail…and a bad ending for a game of naked hide n seek!
College kid loses a testicle in a frat hazing…a new wife divorces her man over the way he eats…and a man has to make an emergency landing on the freeway, and then he winds up in trouble!
A guy lost 37 pounds eating only at McDonalds…a jewelry theif done in by bananas…and aa weird post from the “missed connections” section of Craigslist
Ice cream trucks using texts instead of music….a man busted selling brains on Ebay…and a man gets stabbed with the Christmas gift he gave!
A man proposes while getting arrested…a woman tries to stab her man for not cuddling…and Whidbey Island 911
A man uses a sword to steal 6 tacos…a man leaves his baby in the car while he was in the strip club…and a woman gives her lover a nunchucks beatdown!
An old man finally has to use the gun he bought years ago…a woman is forced to tunnel out of a locked bathroom after 8 hours…and a man bribgs an axe into McDonalds
A woman beats up the cops and firemen trying to put out her house fire…a guy shoots himself on the toilet…and a girl sets her ex’s place on fire to get closure!
A fight breaks out over decorating the Xmas tree…Westjet gives passengers holiday gifts…and baby Jesus needs to be chained down!
A man gets stabbed in the nuts at a barbershop…and a woman gets busted for gluing her own butt to a toilet seat!