I Can't Believe It's News
A 31 hour standoff ends with a pack of cigarettes…Jesus shows up in a man’s laundry…and a bride to be bolts with all the pre-wedding gifts!
A school janitor finds a pipe bomb and brings it into the building…a first date ends in a carjacking…and a man gets busted with a pac-man game full of pot!
A teacher bites a child in daycare…a guy tries to take a sandwich called “the bomb” on a plane…and a girl doesn’t take her man’s “let’s just be friends” talk very well.
A woman trades sex for McDonalds…an angry customer comes back to a bar to throw dead animals inside…and a guy stole over 370,000 dollars worth of office supplies!!!
A woman holds her boss hostage…5 hunters put a t-shirt on a deer…and 2 guys get busted selling heroin on craigslist!
An all Washington edition…a crazy shoplifter…a crazy driver and a facebook photo gets a man busted
Japan has wasp infused vodka…a dad gets a DUI teaching his 11 yr old daughter how to drive…and dumb and dumber get busted stealing from an electronics store!
A 19 yr old calls 911 to report his mom was talking mean to him…a bistro puts up a less than PC billboard…and a man drives himself to the hospital with 2 bullets in his head
An 86 yr old man fights off a burglar half his age…an 81 yr old drug dealer gets busted….and a man poops on the floor of the dollar store!
A cop eats a pot laced cake by mistake…a very large woman makes good money by selling photos of her balancing things on her butt…and a guy hits his brother in the face with a harpoon!