I Can't Believe It's News
3 nuns get busted smuggling cocaine…a woman was injecting cooking oil into her face…and a man invented “armored nut shells”
A guy cancels his pizza order over the Canucks game…a woman gets a DUI on the day she got her license back from a DUI…and a woman’s “to do” list gets her in big trouble!
A man beats up 2 people in comicbook costumes…and a teenager wanting to “blow up turtles” has the bomb go off in his pocket!
2 pilots take a nap on a flight…a woman downs a whole box of wine in a store bathroom…and a woman steals from the company to buy her breast implants!
Jones soda has put out poutine flavored soda…a man survives 8 days on pine nuts…and a couple gets busted having sex in a Seattle bathroom
A man has his face surgery done by the surgeon’s sister…a 14 yr old boy gets robbed by his prostitute…and a woman has permanent motion sickness!
A teacher uses a “peeping Tom” and Ted Bundy in a geography quiz…a school promotes “white trash wednesday”…and a lady gets left on the table by her acupuncturist.
An elementary school teacher was “super drunk”…2 lost hikers were high on meth…and a woman got busted stealing a Bible
2 peeping Tom’s busted at a movie theater…a man gets in trouble for not flushing the toilet on a plane…and a naked woman breaks into a house thru a doggy door!
A man falls asleep during a break in…a guy calls 911 over 80 times for some Kool-aid…and a dude blows his life’s savings trying to win a carnival game!!