I Can't Believe It's News
A man gets arrested hitchhiking to a cop…a cop shoots at a squirrel at the dollar store…and bacon is bad for your sperm count!
A 33 yr old man spends 100,000 in plastic surgery to look like Justin Bieber…a mom uses her son’s stroller to commit crimes…and a 22 yr old man gets busted in bed with a 68 yr old lady
A mailman refuses to deliver because of a spider…some knucklehead boy scouts knock over a 29 million yr old boulder…and an employee steals lottery tix!
A dog from a dog fighting op attacks the organizer…a couple had been together 80 years when they chose to get married…and a man spreads his wife’s ashes at Lens Crafters in the mall!
A fire chief who set off the emergency alert system for the pancake breakfast…a high school footballer got caught smoking pot in the locker room…a man caught on fire setting up halloween decorations!
An 18 ft oarfish surfaces in Cali…a man racks up a 320,000 bill at a strip club…and a 150 lb tortoise fails to cross a 4 lane freeway!
A man was assaulted by his toilet…Joey Chestnut won the “pig brain” eating contest…and a guy gets busted taking “cellfies” iwhile in jail!
A creepy peeper…a psychologist gives his computer to a prostitute…and a whacked out wedding crasher!
A ranch dressing rage….a Somali pirate gets played…and the “Snuggle house”
A man attacks 3 Disney characters with a pipe…a woman was so drunk she couldn’t get out of her car…and a man cuts off his own junk with a saw??!!