I Can't Believe It's News
A man gets outsmarted by a stripper…a guy is suing the maker of a sex lube…and an 87 yr old bar owner is told she has to take down the hanging bras!
A 61 yr old man borrows his parents car for a robbery…a guy burns down his neighbors house…and a burglar locks herself inside the getaway car!
A pilot gets locked out of the cockpit…a tire shop was paying workers with crack…and a car theif drives the car to the owner’s work!
A school security guard accidentally shoots a student in the leg…3 arrested for selling crack and prostitution at an old folks home…and a 92 yr old man will pull his Buick with his teeth!
A man broke into a grocery store and feasted…a road crew demolished a 2300 year old pyramid…and man visited a prostitute on his honeymoon!
Some Oregon smokejumpers jump into some sweet smelling smoke…some fornicating frogs wake up the neighbors…and a man dies while having sex with a hornets nest!!!
A woman slaps a cop to try to quit smoking…a radio dj was so drunk the station took her off the air…and a man passed out on his mom!!
An old man catches his place on fire when he puts wet toilet paper in the microwave…a cross country flight was diverted by a woman singing…and a man almost dies syphoning gas!
A bus driver makes 2 rowdy kids fight it out…3 generations of one family went on a naked walk…and a man destroys several buildings with a bulldozer!
A follow up on the guy who shot a person in a skunk costume last halloween…a man escapes the cops but not the gator…and a man burns up his momma’s TV!