I Can't Believe It's News
A man texted his ex thousands of times for a “thank you”…a man robs a bank comletely unprepared…and a man files for divorce because his wife wanted too much sex!
A man puts his own “creamer” in a coworkers coffee…a man uses pliers to pull women’s teeth during sex…and a woman with the weirdest name in a long time!
A crook is ID’d by the lollipop stick he left behind…a kid gets a gun in his chest after asking for more soy sauce…and a woman grabs her shoplifted items but leaves behind a baby!
A guy mistakenly assaults a US Marshal…a groundskeeper ruins the field turf…and a deadly cobra is on the loose!
3 people hallucinating on meth get arrested…a woman swallows a stolen ring…and a groom gets busted groping a pregnant woman at his wedding!
A couple steals sex toys at Walmart…a tuxedoed man fires at couple who broke up his hook up…and a man snaps over his neighbor’s drone!
A couple guys smuggle drugs in grandma’s casket…a park ranger caught drinking and sleeping on the job…Whidbey Island 911
A woman gets a guardrail impaled in her butt…a Portland newspaper apologized for promoting psychedelic mushrooms…and 2 guys steal construction equipment for a low speed chase!
An airline won’t let a passenger board because he smaells bad…a woman finds a 10 ft python in her couch…and 10 blackhawk helicopters get buried in foam!
A man works for months to free a boulder that then kills him…a dad tries to convince his son to go to college with a gun against his head…and an ice bucket challenge gone wrong!