I Can't Believe It's News
A 101 yr old man is running for office…a guy got a fork in the face on Valentine’s day…and some preschool kids got some alcoholic treats
A real life Barbie…a man gets an 18inch tattoo of a man’s junk…and an 84 yr old nun gets 3 years in prison!
A mom buys all the offensive shirts at a store in Utah…a woman steals a man’s car after a Valentine’s date…and a hazmat team responds to a Waffle house issue!
A man pulled a gun on a girl scout…a man attacked and bit a mailman….and a man was busted for throwing frozen ribs at passing cars!
Capt. Crunch got arrested…a woman called 911 over her husband’s sexual request…and a man saves a burning dog’s life!
A guy has to call 911 when he falls asleep on the toilet…a frat boy gets busted for urinating on a cop’s head…and a woman beats her man with a 2 foot tall beer bottle!
A 900 pound snowball…Groupon insists that Alexander Hamilton was a great President…and a man breaks out of prison on Valentine’s day to see his girlfriend!
A copper thief gets busted red handed…a man gets banned from going on the internet…and a Tiger Woods look alike is going to jail!
A woman accidentally sprays herself with pepper spray…a guy tries to ruin movie night for a bunch of couples…and the funniest 911 call in a LONG time!
A 10 yr old takes mom’s car but has a great excuse…a drive by shooting of an Amish buggy…and a woman cuts out her own tattoo and mails it to her ex