I Can't Believe It's News
2 guys get busted at a Lionel Ritchie concert…free pot with your vote in San Jose…and the “Godfather of ecstacy” is dead!
A woman threatens to kill on an airplane…a massive brawl breaks out at a kindergarten graduation…and a man uses a sex doll to sell a car!
A man texts so much he gets a detatched retina…a puppy drives a car into a pond…and a woman steals a bible from Walmart
I guess using a Hitler slogan on a billboard for kids is a bad idea…a man marries a woman 43 years older than him…and bike riding lessons result in someone getting out a shotgun!
A man thinks he is a dog…a guy’s tattoo gets him busted for robbery…and 2 old people outsmart a crimal!
The lingerie championships are over…and a man with a serious feces fetish!
Courts to decide if a Hindu guru is dead or meditating…parking your car on the beach is a bad idea…and a poor man finds 125,000!!!
A couple in their 70s take up crime for a thrill…89 yr old woman thwarts robber with golf club…and a man complains about his neighborhood strip club!
A deer jumps off an overpass and onto a van…a new kind of pet adoption site…and Whidbey Island 911
A buzzsaw flies loose down a NYC street…and an 85 yr old sex escort!!