I Can't Believe It's News
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A bank robber opts for direct deposit…some knuckleheads syphon gas from a cop car in the police lot…and a couple get busted having sex in a parking lot!
A man gets busted stealing coins from a fountain…a guy tries to set a record for the most selfies…and a woman swallows a 6 carat diamond!
Deer were eating all the pot…a woman sells her cheating man’s car on Craigslist…and a Dr. Pepper totally wrecks 23 cars!
A guy was playing with his whopper at Burger King…a kid gets busted with a bomb like alarm clock…and an arsonist gets caught on camera!
A wife steals a cop car with her husband handcuffed in the back…a man named Roach gets popped for stealing pot…and a disturbing case of fish porn!
A 93 yr old gets his high school diploma…a teacher is late to school 111 times…and the world championships of gravy wrestling!
A guy assaults his mom with potato salad…a couple women were running a daycare fight club…and a champagne cork almost brought down a jet!
A wife claims PTSD over her husband’s sex fetishes…a man with no hands applies for a drivers license…and a woman gets frostbite huffing dust cleaner at Walmart!
A man tries to help a guy he mistakenly thought was homeless…a mom robs 3 banks to pay for her daughter’s grad party…and a guy loses the job he had just earned when he sends nude selfies to the HR director!