I Can't Believe It's News
A drunk woman sleeps through a train rolling over her…a man was shooting at a groundhog in his house…and twin sisters get busted for DUI
A Waffle House waitress gets a $1000 tip…Chicago area schools need spellcheck…and an ambulance driver stops to pick up hitchhikers
Some kids hack into an ATM…a guy assaults his brother with a pot plant…and a teacher pulls a knife on students and demands they take him to Jack in the Box!
A guy gets a DUI on a motorized cooler…the first “throuple” of lesbians is having kids now…and a cop busted for filming men in the bathroom!
A 17 yr old elephant whisperer…a teachers aide tricks kids into eating dog treats…and a 350 lb man was busted with bags of heroin in his bellybutton!
A woman blows a BAC of .439….a prison escape via helicopter…and an ex-wife steals from her dead ex!
A 900 lb woman got moved from her bedroom…a woman says hand warmers burned her breast implants…and one of the KIA hampsters got busted!
Woman’s hair catches fire during a selfie…a man’s arm gets stuck in a toilet…and a guy dating a woman 60 years older than him!
A robber pepper sprays himself…a zoo employee gets shot with a tranq dart…and a turtle runs away from home!
A woman gets a DUI with jello shots in her pocket…a guy tries to outrun the cops with a cop in his car…and a man gets busted for using a cucumber in the library!!