I Can't Believe It's News
A woman had a gun and meth hidden in her privates…a man loses 4 fingers in a boating accident…and KTVU in SF really screwed up the airplane crash!
A guy tries to pay for his fingerprints with a stolen credit card…a woman gets fired from Walmart for helping a dog…and a kid gets porn with his spongebob!
Some K-Y jelly causes a hazmat response…a bus driver was pleasuring himself behind the wheel…and a woman gets a DUI on a horse!
A man refuses to pay 7,400 for his strip club visit…a nun with a big time gambling problem…and a man busted for hiding in a septic tank!
You can go swimming in beer…a man shoots heroin into his genitals at the movies…and a man wakes up to find his ex waving a meat cleaver at him!
A guy beats on cockpit door to tell the pilot his seatback tv is broken…3 guys steal a 9 ft ceramic chicken…and a man shoots himself when he gets woken up suddenly!
A mom throws expoding diapers at people…a man makes a paper mache doll out of valuable comics…and a bear breaks into a zoo!
A cop gets busted texting on his motorcycle…a funeral for dead bees…and a man gets arrested while filing a police report!
A Taco Bell guy gets grabby…a woman says a spider caused her to hit 2 people with her van…and a woman super glues her lips shut while asleep!
A naked man body slams cars in Oregon…a man high on mushrooms pulls off his own junk…and a guy takes a 25,000 dollar bathroom break