I Can't Believe It's News
A guy claims the prostitute was helping him find tomatoes…a smoker dies when his oxygen tank explodes…and a bank repos the wrong house!
A guy challenges a cop in a Challenger to race…some crooks use a guy with no legs as the getaway driver…and a brawl at Chuck E Cheese!
A guy brought a skunk into the bathroom…a guy gets busted with 6 figure socks…and a 3rd grade teacher gets busted with alot of drugs!
A rescued bear was living off pizza and mountain dew…a tube float on the river almost turns deadly…anda guy leaves his naked girlfriend on the front porch!
A lunchtime dare hospitalized 20 kids…a woman had her Bentley wrecked at a car wash…and a drunk man swims to Detroit!
A guy shoplifts an alligator…an exotic dancer had a million dollars in ones…and a Seattle attorney defecates on a cop car!
A man asks for a divorce after wife eats all the creme from the oreos…a couple Subway employees were doing gross stuff on the job…and a college football star is a bigtime knucklehead!
A woman was pole dancing at a public pool…a woman kept her life savings in an old refrigerator…and a woman took a horse inside a McDonalds
A man finds a slug in his sandwich…parents in trouble after leaving kids in the car while they went to see Lil Wayne…and a guy attacks a man with a machete for changing the radio station!
A man mistakenly snorts ashes…a couple guys doing mayonnaise enemas…and a guy wins a beer drinking contest then dies!