I Can't Believe It's News
The cops lay off a lazy police dog…a woman bought a used car so she could ram it into her old work…and a crazy woman gets thrown off a plane for wanting to join the mile high club!
A woman gets taken for 25,000 in a walmart parking lot…a kiss leads to an arrest…and McGruff the crime dog gets 16 years in prison!
A place called “crazy kids” hosts an adult “pajama party”…a girl takes a selfie with a dead guy…and a woman forces a man to get a tattoo!
Some dead ducks cost a man his career…a prpegnant woman stun guns her boyfriend…and a serial masturbator burns down his apartment
A 2 yr old calls 911 dozens of times…pot leads to a counterfeit operation…and a”big mouth Billy bass” foils a crime!
A woman claims Olive Garden made her have a C-section…one brother bites off the other’s ear…and a female competitive eating champ!
A woman legally changes her name to “sexy”….a funiture store is out 7 million bucks after the super bowl…and a guy gets locked in a garage while attempting a carjacking
A couple dies having sex in their car…a man with no legs steals a car…and a guy gets busted having sex with a mannequin
A guy wanted to be buried on his Harley….and kids pick the wrong house to doorbell ditch!
2 bad guys try getting away in a canoe…a guy mistakes a cop as a stripper…and and a woman makes 9000 a month letting people watch her eat!