I Can't Believe It's News
An airline won’t let a passenger board because he smaells bad…a woman finds a 10 ft python in her couch…and 10 blackhawk helicopters get buried in foam!
A man works for months to free a boulder that then kills him…a dad tries to convince his son to go to college with a gun against his head…and an ice bucket challenge gone wrong!
Cops identify the man they want by the tattoo on his back…a man was way out of control at the Oregon hempfest…and a guy gets popped trying to steal things by putting them up his kilt!
A plane gets diverted over a seat back reclining…a naked man gets thrown from a car…and a man gets busted for having sex with a mattress!
A guy’s “ice bucket challenge” puts him in jail…A woman starts a forest fire because her friends were bored…and a man’s noisy sex swing gets him evicted!
A dad got beat up for leaving his kids in the car while he got drunk…a burglar spent most of the night up a tree…and a man will have his junk measured in court to prove he is too small in the pants to be a flasher!
A man gets busted for poaching sea turtle eggs…a man builds a wall of beer at a Vegas club…and a woman has “cocaine breasts”
Value Village gets evacuated because of bear spray…378 people in a row pay it forward at Starbucks…and a guy gets a hole in his arm from his I-phone
A man picks a fight with a fire hydrant…a guy steals a walmart scooter to get to his probation hearing…and a man called 911 to complain about a stripper
A man goes to jail over a stapler…a guy named Stoner gets busted for weed…and a crook gets done in by his I-phone