I Can't Believe It's News
A man will not testify against the woman who shot him in the head…a naked picture busts a drug dealer…and Caddyshack in real life!
A son’s greed results in his mom’s legs being amputated…people think the Govt is jamming garage doors…and everyone’s favorite bank teller!
A 4th grade teacher blew a .27 on a field trip…a mom and daughter team tried to smuggle 60,000 in their bras…and hunting from helicopters!
A guy does 100,000 in damage to a room in vegas…a man’s naked pix end up on his mom’s FB page…and scrotum de-wrinkling is all the rage!
A moose caused a fireworks show…a guard bull…and a man beats his neighbor with a shovel over grass clippings!
3 people gets busted for looting from tornado victims…a guy burns up his house trying to burn weeds with a torch…and a man almost dies syphoning gas with a shopvac!
A kid ODs on soy sauce…a car repair guy gets busted pleasuring himself in a car he supposed to be working on…and a golfer gets stabbed with a broken golf club!
A man shows up to propose to his girl while naked…some young kids get served mimosas…and a man embezzles to finance his escort service!
A copper thief gets busted by beer…a man gets ID’d by his stupid tattoo…and a woman headed to rehab causes a big scene
A lawnmower goes 130 MPH…a high speed motorcycle chase…and a priest has some explaining to do!