I Can't Believe It's News
An old man asks a bank teller to spank him…a school bus driver was drunk on gin soaked raisins…and a man got busted with 22 bears in his car!
A mom is in the Guiness Book for most breast milk…a woman’s excuse of why she was driving while on her cellphone backfired…and cocaine n condoms mailed to the Vatican
A guy steals 460,000 dollars in quarters…a dad gets arrested after his daughter gets arrested…and a senior citizen food fight!
Someone is vandalizing cars with elk urine…a kid almost died after playing Call of Duty for 16 hours straight…and a man was rescued from inside a sewage treatment plant!
A man has his thick pants to thank for saving his junk from his knife packing wife…and a couple druggies were selling school music intruments for dope!
A guy told a cop he wasn’t wearing his seatbelt because he didn’t want to ruin his tan…and a couple gets caught having sex behind a Dunkin Donuts dumpster!
A teacher gives young students NA beer…a thief gets beaten up by some male strippers…and a guy gets stuck under the stall in the women’s bathroom!
A woman stabs her husband over NASCAR…a man ruins a priceless statue trying to take a selfie with it…and a worker at Subway dries her wet socks in the bread oven
A church pays for tattoos…a man gets hit with a chair for belching loudly at Taco Bell…and a woman had a bullet in her head for 48 years!
A father says he slept thru his teenage daughter’s 100 person party…a guy threatens a neighbor with a grenade over loud music…and a woman set her man’s car on fire because he would not buy her a McFlurry