I Can't Believe It's News
A kid gets stuck in an arcade game…a teacher was super drunk before school…and the 2nd annual “small penis” contest is on the way!
US Airways sends out a terrible tweet…France doesn’t want you to work from home…and Whidbey Island 911
A new way to stop speeders…a woman unknowingly paid 4300 for a Neil Diamond download…and a fisherman catches one with a strange find in it’s belly
A wearable corsage…a guy doesnt like a dancer’s moves at a strip club…and a guy sues his ex for making him accomodate her stuffed animal!
A guy had a winning lottery ticket and didn’t know it until it was too late…a surgeon needs 2 tries to remove a guy’s appendix…and a sex toy causes a flood!
A waitress serves 10 kids alcohol…a man gets accused of groping the Easter bunny…and a high ranking official has a meth pipe in his backside!
A woman goes nuts when her “dream home” is sold to someone else…and a woman takes a power drill to her man!
A couple wins the lottery 3 times in 2 weeks…an old man wants to clear his conscience after almost 75 years…and male strippers at the old folks home?!
A woman uses fake bills to buy girl scout cookies…a man cuts off his own fingers in an insurance scam…and a guy tries to use a stolen police badge!
A man thought “real” bugs were in his computer…a woman calls 911 over some bogus pot…and a woman wearing only a thong tears up a McDonalds!!