I Can't Believe It's News
A guy injected vaseline jelly into his junk…a man got stuck inside a wall while hiding from the cops…and a guy blew himself up checking for leaks in his gas cans!
A graffiti artist tagged a police horse…a woman finds her lost ring in some dog poop…and a cop said he was buying the crack “for his wife”
A woman gets busted smuggling a zoo in her suitcase…a naked woman crashes her car into a Kohls store…2 guys get into an all-out brawl over who is better, Jordan or LeBron!?
Used toilet paper was falling from the sky…Elvis is behind bars in Florida…and a truck driver traded a load of lunchmeat for crack!
There was a huge bourbon theft…a 41 yr old man gets busted for urinating in an ice machine…and a naked man chases a door to door magazine salesman!
A woman who suffers from agoraphobia ventures outside for the 3rd time in 10 years and breaks her leg…and a woman in China shares her bed with a 190 pound pig!
A guy screws up a DIY tattoo…a beanie baby could be worth $93,000…and Whidbey Island 911
A farmer had a milk jug worth 70,000 stolen…Pat Robertson says its ok to “slap 11 yr old kids around”…and an 87 yr old woman needs to be restrained on a plane!
A woman eats 13 pounds of steak in 30 minutes…a stripper school gets shut down…and clowns brawl with protesters at the circus!
Pornhub.com sent a man a new laptop…2 old ladies foil a robber’s attempt with their scooters…and a man gets stabbed in the face for stinking up the bathroom!