I Can't Believe It's News
An 11 yr old comes to school dressed as a 50 shades of grey character…a massive brawl at Chuck E Cheese…and kid ate so much licorice his brain started to swell!
The madam of illegal butt injections was found guilty…someone stole a whole bunch of cheese…and a woman tries to steal an entire display case of jewelry
A woman foils a robbery by disabling the getaway car…a soccer jersey maker offends all women…and Whidbey Island 911
A guy gets too drunk to remember who bit his nose off…cops catch a wanted man after he posts his whereabouts on his FB page…and cops looking for a crying baby realize the noise was a baby goat!
The hottest burger in the world?? A man sets fire to his friend’s house when he can’t get a ride to the liquor store…and a prisoner who goes by the name “Babynuts”
A mom gets busted serving her daughter a margarita…a guy wrecks his car chasing an owl…and a man loses his testicles.
A bank robber stops into a cop filled donut shop…a woman gets revenge on the coworkers who stole her lunch…and details on Portland’s “Kinkfest”
A mom brings her kid to an orgy…a jar of Nutella was responsible for starting a fire…and now there is an app for sharing your farts!
A man has a 29 year old cat…a guy gets busted stealing tarantulas…and someone has been cutting off horse tails and manes!
Some fast food workers get a big bonus…legal marijuana in Alaska could affect the Iditarod…and burns on a man’s face help police ID the arsonist!