I Can't Believe It's News
A guy drains a pond to find his cellphone…a man takes an assault rifle in to Starbucks to get some coffee…and a popular TV anchor gets busted!
The outdoor sex grandma gets sentenced…a guy gets his finger bitten off at a Beyonce concert…and a man gets busted hiding all night in a grocery store
2 aspiring rappers fight over who is the “star” of their video…a 16 year vet of the police force gets busted at a drive thru…and dysfunction junction
A guy on acid decides he wants pizza…an out of shape bank robber…and a baby takes a dump in her plane seat!
A man gets stung 1000 times by bees…a man trades his grandma’s car for heroin…and a woman tries to pet a lion and loses part of a finger!
A nasty refrigerator results in the hazmat team being called…a guy gets busted pretending to be a cop in Bremerton…and a lady gets a refund from a car dealer in bags of pennies!
A man gets a moldy pizza….a woman was walking a naked man on a leash…and a tornado reveals all the stuff a man stole from his neighbors
A local crook gets away with only a lighter…an arsonist catches himself on fire…and a town uses the slogan “wipe local”
Walmart ice cream sandwiches don’t melt…some jailhouse irony…and the Chubby Checker app has been shut down!
A woman’s prison was having a happy hour…a guy with a warrant challenges cops on facebook…and a gas station attendant beats up 3 crooks!