I Can't Believe It's News
A 5 yr old crashes a school bus…a man gets busted with 2000 pairs of stolen panties…and a woman cuts off her man’s junk TWICE!
A beer made with whale testicles…a woman sues because her pants didn’t cause her to orgasm…and a man gets caught on video urinating into a washing machine!
911 calls from Vancouver Island…a man gets busted trying to smuggle 94 I-phones taped to his body…and an old people fight ends with a stabbing to the neck!
A man comes home to find his wife fooling around…a woman sells her cheating husband’s sportscar…and a baby born with 2 front teeth!
A man threatens his family over yahtzee…a guy found 41 pounds of pot hidden in his dashboard…and Whidbey Island 911
A couple gets married 66 times…a man with a shirt advertising drugs gets busted for drugs…and a guy says his bank robberies were an “art” project!
A man gets much needed toilet paper via twitter….A HS soccer coach accidentally sends a sexual snapchat to his girls team…and a woman joins the search for a missing person and it turns out to be her!!
A woman refuses to accept a 900 million dollar check…3 men rescue a moose from an avalanche…and a woman smears poop in a security guard’s face!
A man had his bike stolen from inside the police station…a drunk man woke up to a $900 Uber bill…and a couple calls 911 from an unlocked closet!
A couple shoplifters leave the kids in the car…a woman is in trouble for using “poopsenders.com”…and a guy catches the kitchen on fire trying to clean his sex toys!