I Can't Believe It's News
A guy complains that his life has been ruined by the 13 bowls of cereal he eats every single day…a woman tries to get a “420” tat removed from her forehead…and a man steals $800 worth of champagne!
A shoplifter is easy to find after leaving her cellphone behind…a woman was driving with no headlights and 3 tires…and a bank robber gets caught after robbing 5 banks in one morning!
The man who was in court for a traffic ticket but got busted trying to sell drugs in the courtroom!
A couple celebrates the birth of their child by making a placenta pizza…New Zealand has had a rash of vampire attacks…and a guy in court for a traffic ticket got busted trying to sell drugs in the courtroom!
A father and son steal lotto tix then cash in a winner at same store…a man admits having sex with over 450 tractors…and a couple get bad service at a restaurant so they steal some mirrors!
The bomb squad was called to the music room at school over an accordion…Burger King employees bash out all the windows thanks to a prank call…and a snow plow driver didnt come home one night because he was with a prostitute!
A knucklehead was wearing the perfect shirt when he got caught…2 Delta flight attendants were brawling in flight…and a homeless guy who accepts credit cards!
A guy named Santa Claus bot busted for DUI…a guy died while watching porn behind the wheel…and a 112 yr old woman credits her long life to smoking everyday!
Some thieves try to ditch a safe in a lake but it was frozen…some guys set up their dead friend at a poker table in tribute…and a guy steals all the BK chicken nuggets on his last day at work!
Cheese theft in Wisconsin is a big time deal…a bullfighter took his 5 month old into the ring to fight a bull…and naked people are making it hard to work for employees of the gym!