I Can't Believe It's News
Some high school kids stole a turkey…a town in France has put a detachable penis on a famous statue because people keep stealing the original…and cops easily track a crook’s whereabouts after he steps in wet paint!
A drunk cop hits 51 parked cars…a masked man in a riot gets busted when he tags himself in a police FB photo…and a man says he is from the future when he tries to rob ARBYs!
A stripper triggers a security alert…a dad attempts to teach his a kids a lesson that backfires…and a brawl breaks out at a rodeo!
Rapper Rick Ross had his ankle monitor go off while visiting with Obama…a judge is too drunk too often…and a shoplifter drank the flea medication he was trying to steal!
A Fed Ex guy falls asleep in a cargo plane a wakes up 2 states away…a woman climbs into a tiger cage to get a hat she dropped…and an old man finds a bazooka shell in his attic!
A man climbs up 25 stories on a crane to drink beer and take a selfie…a guy calls 911 to order a meal at McDonalds…and a guy blows up his apartment trying to kill roaches!
A guy calls 911 9 times to deny he stole a 1 dollar beer…a guy turns himself in for stealing a tv back in the 80s…and some 9th grad girls hired a stripper for the swim team party!
A flasher gets busted when he comes back the next day…a burglar tried to disguise himself with the spray of a fire extinguisher…a nun gets a DUI with the Ambien kicker!
A man attacks his roommate with a sword…a guy masturbated for over 3 hours on a bus…and some guys don’t make it very far after robbing a T-Mobile store!
A couple 6 yr old kids take a truck for a drive…a guy gets busted going 171 MPH…and a constable sets off a grenade in the courtroom to show the Judge how it works!