I Can't Believe It's News
A member of a Scottish boy band passes out on a plane because he put on all the clothes in his luggage instead of paying a baggage fee…people are getting salmonella from kissing chickens…and an ice cream truck driver gets a DUI
People in Portland are hanging sextoys from the powerlines…a woman walks into a restaurant in her PJs and starts drinking other people’s wine…and a man steals a hospital operating table.
A man sues over his 6 hour erection…a guy wins big and tips his bookie then comes back wanting that money after a losing streak…and a woman mistakenly drinks air freshener thinking it is booze!
A woman freaks out when the Taco Bell wi-fi isn’t working…a man was found naked with a bunch of pigs…and a man gets busted for trying to get freaky with a horse!
A bull help cops nab a crook…a dog had 62 hair bands and 8 pairs of panties removed from his stomach…and a woman had 12 people in her car when she got a DUI
A guy gets 2 90 MPH tickets in a matter of minutes…a high school principal checks out doing what he loved most…and on the 4th of July a naked man stole a police cruiser!
A guy tries to charge his cellphone by climbing on stage at a Broadway play…and Whidbey Island 911
A guy got busted for keeping 2 grown deer in his house…a man claims his junk was scarred by a laser…and a man drugged his GF so he could play more video games
A miracle goldfish from Japan…an ambulance driver needed to go to the hospital too…and a mom and son fight over whats the best way to cook lasagna!
A homeless guy refuses to take over $7000…a man steals a car and gets arrested when it runs out of gas…and a Pizza Hut employee gets fired after a customer takes a picture of him!