I Can't Believe It's News
An alligator ends a high speed chase…a crazy man dressed as an elf attacks a car…and a groundskeeper kills all the grass on a college campus!
A girl calls in a bomb threat at graduation…Peyton Manning gets busted for cocaine…and a man has sex with an ATM
A restraining order against a 5 yr old…a man steals the wallet from a man in need of medical attention…and a woman threatens to kill people over a cinnamon roll
A bear breaks into a car…a naked woman was dancing on a ledge outside a hotel window…and a 31 yr old woman pretended to be a 15 yr old high school student!
2 cops having an affair were busted by text messages…a man gets stabbed over the 42nd beer…and an OLD lady was going 180 MPH!!
A teen attacks a cop with a bong…a cop doesn’t fall for the ol’ switcharoo…and a kid gets busted at prom in a stolen tuxedo!
A man goes into Waffle House with no pants on…tripe smoothies help your sexual prowess…and a man calls 911 looking to score some pot!
A facebook post foils a fraud scheme…a woman called 911 from a Subway over pizza sauce…and a guy was running a grow-op and a cock fighting ring in his crawl space!
A woman signed up for a one way trip to Mars…a woman had movers come remove all of her ex’s stuff…and a woman had a baby in a Walmart parking lot
Men are getting hair tattoos…a woman causes a 2 car wreck after a bee landed in her car…and someone stole spoons from a dead President!