I Can't Believe It's News
A pastor was plowed…a guy saves a baby porqupine in a bizarre manner…and workers at a cheese factory were swimming in the milk!
A guy gets a McDonalds receipt tattooed on his arm…a guy gets carjacked while he watches 2 girls dance…and a man running for office passes a kidney stone in the middle of a debate
A burglar craps his pants when caught…a guy gets out of prison and goes straight back to the store he robbed to rob it again…and a grandma steals a teacher’s purse!
2 EMTs argue so much the patient gets out of ambulance to take herself to the hospital…mom got busted for throwing a teen party…and a burglar busted by his flirting ways!
A woman mistakes a bobcat for a housecat…a couple gets busted having sex at Walgreens…and Whidbey Island 911
A man goes to incredible lengths to avoid paying his bar tab…a kid tries to break into the police station to get his skateboard back… and the “olympics of sheep shearing”
An old man asks a bank teller to spank him…a school bus driver was drunk on gin soaked raisins…and a man got busted with 22 bears in his car!
A mom is in the Guiness Book for most breast milk…a woman’s excuse of why she was driving while on her cellphone backfired…and cocaine n condoms mailed to the Vatican
A guy steals 460,000 dollars in quarters…a dad gets arrested after his daughter gets arrested…and a senior citizen food fight!
Someone is vandalizing cars with elk urine…a kid almost died after playing Call of Duty for 16 hours straight…and a man was rescued from inside a sewage treatment plant!