I Can't Believe It's News
A woman told cops she was speeding so she could catch the sunset…a worker was cooking meth in a Taco Bell bathroom…and a man got busted stealing 30 anti-diarrheal pills!
A 110 yr old woman has had 3 beers and a shot of whiskey every day for the last 70 years…a man sues his wife after he sees her without makeup…and a house that contained 42,000 pounds of junk!
A woman goes blind after drinking 28 cans of Red Bull…a guy starts a banjo standoff with police…and a guy fails miserably trying to rob a Little Caesers
A guy gets busted stealing from his girlfriend’s parents…a guy gets popped using an obviously fake ID…and a bizarre smuggling story that raises an eye!
A bank robber busted when he stops to grab a free sucker…a man shoots an armadillo and it ricochets and hits him in the face…and a man tries to chew off his own fingerprints!
A guy sets his house on fire after wife refuses sex…a man says he found meth in his In-n-Out milkshake…and a priest performs an exorcism from a helicopter!
An airport loses a bag with 660,000 dollars in it…a man gets his head stuck in some exercise equipment…and a cyclist burns down 73 acres when he stops to poop!
A father/son argument over who is more bilingual…a kids party gets weird when one of them finds a bomb…and a woman changes her name so she can get back into her facebook account!
A grandma leaves the home to go get a tattoo…a man was out walking his dog naked…and cops respond to a woman screaming for 40 minutes during a bondage session!
A man gets busted because he doesn’t like turtles…a man burns down a house trying to kill wasps…and a woman crashes her car while pleasuring herself!