I Can't Believe It's News
An 86 yr old woman lives on a cruise ship full time…an aold man takes the wrong car…and a guy bulldozes his ex-wife’s house!
A man saves pennies for 65 years…a woman freaks out at the ferry terminal when they won’t let her on…and a man gets bitten by a snake at Lowe’s
A man complains about 2 foxes having sex…a man tries to take his motorized scooter up a mountain…and Whidbey Island 911
A man drops off his kid at school during a high speed chase…a guy gets pulled over for a cheeseburger…and sex in the desert costs a man $250,000
A woman finds a python on her bathroom floor…a man almost gets compacted by a dump truck…and a dog wins the lottery!
A cop shoots off his own finger…a dad cuts off the dreds of his daughter’s boyfriend…and a woman steals a tv by putting it up her skirt!!
A fashion designer swallowed a pin when he started laughing…an old man gets mad at a bus driver and throws a grenade on the bus…and a waitress outs a porn star in front of her grandma
A kid shows up at school with dad’s cocaine stash…a woman gets a $10,000 fur coat at the drive thru…and a mom reports her son missing 20 years after he leaves to follow the Greatful Dead
A 5 yr old crashes a school bus…a man gets busted with 2000 pairs of stolen panties…and a woman cuts off her man’s junk TWICE!
A beer made with whale testicles…a woman sues because her pants didn’t cause her to orgasm…and a man gets caught on video urinating into a washing machine!