I Can't Believe It's News
A family left their 3 yr old at a rest stop on accident…a town turns off the street lights so the glo-worms can have sex…and a man claims he is unable to have sex after getting a pedicure!
A guy installs Windows 10 and it uses his porn as a screensaver…a guy goes to get his wife some milk and wins 22 million…and hackers display porn on bus station reader boards!
A man was busted with a sheep in his backseat…a kid takes a selfie with the cop who gave him a DUI…and a shoplifter left the store to find his getaway car had been repo’d
A grandma regrets lighting a cigarette…a couple was bathing their horse in the community pool…and a serial masturbater gets jailed!
Cops have a great idea to shut down the drug dealers in their town…2 girls have a terrible excuse for shoplifting…and there was so much urine on a light pole that it collapsed!
A guy drops his phone 9000 ft and it still works…the lizard man of S. Carolina is back…and a dad gets a One Direction tattoo trying to win his daughter tix and it backfires!
A wife and mom signs up for the one way trip to Mars…a man who was high on meth jumps into the monkey cage at the zoo…and a guy tries to carjack an unmarked police car with 2 cops inside!
A woman tries to steal an airplane and says she wants to fly to China…and a bounty hunter accidentally arrests the chief of police in Phoenix!
A woman told cops she was speeding so she could catch the sunset…a worker was cooking meth in a Taco Bell bathroom…and a man got busted stealing 30 anti-diarrheal pills!
A 110 yr old woman has had 3 beers and a shot of whiskey every day for the last 70 years…a man sues his wife after he sees her without makeup…and a house that contained 42,000 pounds of junk!