I Can't Believe It's News
A drunk man hits on the 911 lady…a man in a dress robs a bank…and a man was driving a truck that was on fire and had no tires?
A guy was naked and drunk when he stole a bobcat…a guy woke up without his penis…and a contractor lit a smoke at the wrong time!
A 5 yr old goes on a wild ride in a drainage pipe…a man gets stuck in a tree trying to rescue his remote helicopter…and 2 kids break into school for sex!
A driving lesson goes bad…a man pays a fine with 4 tons of coins…and people are stealing political signs for Mr. Head!
A tire company causes a wreck on the road…Hawaii is kicking out homeless people…and the “James Bond” theme gets a man sexually excited!
A guy shoots himself in the leg while sleeping…a drunk woman pukes and crashes out at IKEA…and a naked man pumping gas!
Quantas airlines was showing the in flight movie “Flight”…a TSA agent finds a grenade in some luggage…and there will be no more Ben & Jerry’s themed porno movies!
A TV reporter gets fired over her blog…a guy lights his closet on fire to rid it of demons…and a man escapes police and drives home handcuffed!
A guy kills and eats a rare octopus…a customer at Waffle House shoots an armed robber…and a guy with a foot fetish gets humiliated!
A pyschic rips off a Seattle woman…a guy high on mushrooms gets tasered 7 times…and a jogger gets mugged while on a smoke break!