I Can't Believe It's News
A woman gets a DUI for driving naked from the waist down and sitting on a bottle of whiskey…and a UPS driver caught on tape throwing a package and urinating on the house!
Someone stole $4000 worth of ribs, chicken and wings from Jerome Brown’s BBQ…and a female firefighter in Philadelphia accused of having a 3some at the fire station!
Kids refuse to ride with their drunken mom…an old man has a serious complication with his catheter…and the zombie cat!!
A man survives with a pair of scissors in his skull…a guy had a bunch of cocaine hidden in his prosthetic leg…and a man runs over a high profile personal injury lawyer by accident!
2 employees take store deposit to casino instead of bank…a woman almost loses an arm trying to pet a bear…and the woman who claimed to have 3 breasts got a DUI
They do church by phone in Alaska…a guy used the carpool lane because he had 2 kidnap victims in his car…and a thief with a bad tattoo!
A woman has a baby at the grocery store…Burger King hands a lady $2631 thru the drive thru window…and a nun is pregnant!!
A fashion show for clothes made out of condoms…a mannequin on a billboard causes a suicide scare…and a 13 yr old girl steals a 4.6 million dollar necklace!
A hermaphrodite cat…a robber stops when he recognizes the man behind the counter…and a woman with the largest breast augmentations in the world!!
A grandma gets busted with cocaine…a man brings his dead mom into the bank for a withdrawl…and a woman playing video games was accused of having loud sex!