I Can't Believe It's News
A 900 pound snowball…Groupon insists that Alexander Hamilton was a great President…and a man breaks out of prison on Valentine’s day to see his girlfriend!
A copper thief gets busted red handed…a man gets banned from going on the internet…and a Tiger Woods look alike is going to jail!
A woman accidentally sprays herself with pepper spray…a guy tries to ruin movie night for a bunch of couples…and the funniest 911 call in a LONG time!
A 10 yr old takes mom’s car but has a great excuse…a drive by shooting of an Amish buggy…and a woman cuts out her own tattoo and mails it to her ex
A kid robs a 7-11 wearing a flower pot on his head…a tv camera captures a kid’s porn history on his cellphone..and McDonalds for Valentine’s day???
A guy steals an ambulance with a patient in back…a sister ruins her brother’s wedding…and Woody from Toy Story causes a flight delay!
A guy takes a nap in a cop car…a new vibrating panty alarm clock…and a kid in a Walmart uniform steals 30,000 from his former employer
A man sends cat poop to the businesses that didn’t hire him…gas was sold for a penny a gallon by accident…and a suicide bomb teacher blew up himself and his students!
Naked church services…a woman shoots up a drive thru after they mess up her order…and a brawl ensues after a woman finds her estranged husband with another woman!
A Denver bar is in trouble for bashing the Broncos…a guy steals 342 dollars worth of cat food…and a smoke ignites a gas explosion!