I Can't Believe It's News
A man attacks 3 Disney characters with a pipe…a woman was so drunk she couldn’t get out of her car…and a man cuts off his own junk with a saw??!!
A guy calls 911 after someone at work ate his jello…beer pong starts an apartment fire…and 2 referees get arrested at a football game!
A weatherman eats cat vomit on the air…a man gets stabbed in the eye during a threesome…and a wounded beaver walks into a bar!
A man crashes his truck at Taco Bell 4 times…a man was going 111 MPH because he had “explosive diarrhea”…and a guy almost dies while texting behind the wheel!
The White House is red faced over a typo…a man was so drunk he thought he was Peggy Hill from “King of the hill”…and a naked woman beats up a slushee machine!
A high school teacher was in playboy…a guy calls a stripper “snaggle-toothed” and gets a beatdown…and a man got his junk stuck in a toaster!
A man was masturbating in the drive thru…a man was shooting his bow and arrow in a hotel room…and a man urinates on a crowded patio!
A guy fakes a kidnapping so he can go out with the guys…a neighbor’s loud sex makes things awkward…and a grandpa picks up the wrong girl from school
A woman left her purse full of cocaine at a Foot Locker…a pricing error allows a woman to geta GREAT deal at Home Depot…and a shop is offering vibrators for laid off Govt workers
A lawyer says his client is too fat to come to court…a man gets crushed by a 1000 pounds of bacon…a judge sentences a man to 3 years of no dating!