I Can't Believe It's News
A man robs the WRONG convenience store…a man marries his step mother…and a 4 year old brings 200 bags of heroin to school
A man claims to be a “pastafarian”…a woman beats cancer but goes to jail in doing so…and a couple has sex in the back of a cop car!
A diner apologizes for a bad joke…a false tsunami warning scares weather app users…and a dwarf takes a dump at a city council meeting!
A man makes up a story about his wallet being stolen…bridesmaids give a woman a beatdown over a hotdog…and a man stabs a waiter because he won’t give him a pen!
A guy loses his job over his “buttle opener” invention…a woman drowns in a vat of wine…and a woman gets busted with drugs in her fake butt
A woman digs up her dad’s grave to find a will…a man has seen the production of “Rock of Ages” 500 times…and a man in a wheelchair tries shoplifting at Walmart
A burger joint also sells sex toys…a man done in by a mirror…and…a guy tries to rob a place with a boomerrang
2 people busted having sex at the retirement center…a woman gets arrested for Spaghettios…and an 80 year old gets punched at Applebees
A prison escapee gives himself up so inmates can sleep…a snake in a rental car…and firefighters save some hamsters!
Slipknot burning camel dung at their concerts…and neighbors brawl over drones!