I Can't Believe It's News
A car carrying alot of pot rear-ends a cop…a guy gets drunk and way inappropriate on a plane…and a woman stabs a man for walking out with the booze he had brought to the party!
A man lets a million dollar lotto ticket expire…some crooks get busted by the impression their license plate left in a snow bank…and a British Airways flight was diverted due to the stink in an on-board bathroom!
A couple stories of women smuggling drugs in body cavaties…and a gopher hole gets a man $450,000
Someone had a working methlab in a walmart bathroom…a guy rode his motorcycle thru a mall to escape the cops…and a woman refuses to marry a man because he can’t do simple math!
A guy starts a GoFundMe to pay for his spring break trip…a guy wants out of his apt lease after a dead body stinks up the building…and a man shoots his best buddy because he gave him the wrong type of beer!
A mom stops her kids from watching tv once and for all…a woman threatens to blow up the cable company after they missed an appointment…and someone filmed a porno at the pyramids!
A serial pooper is on the loose…a mayoral candidate campaigns nude…and a woman will sell you her house but you have to marry her first!
A high speed chase results in bails of pot on the freeway…2 brothers fight over a Jesus license plate…and a woman fails over 100 driving tests!
A lady was naked at Dunkin Donuts…a dentist tried to do a procedure at McDonalds…and a 17 yr old got busted for stealing a goat he planned on using in his prom invitation!
A woman poses as a nurse for over a year…a woman stabs her man in the neck after finding naked pix of another woman on his phone…and a woman gets hit by a train because she is too busy texting!