I Can't Believe It's News
Short shorts result in a brawl…a man’s wife busts him at a “happy endings” massage joint…and Whidbey Island 911
A 78 yr old lady gets busted for smuggling…a fugitive wins a police sponsored donut eating contest…and a news crew has their van robbed!
A guy was doing laundry high on meth…a man got busted smuggling cheese in his pants…and the 50 shades of grey hotel!
A high school teacher shows up on the first day drunk and without pants…a family got stuck on a ferris wheel…and a guy orders ALL of the apple pies at Burger King because a kid in line was being a punk!
A mom produces a record amount of breast milk…a burglar doesn’t know how to ride a bike…and a man gets hit with “old school” mace.
A woman poses for a picture with the credit card she had stolen…a woman carjacks a cop car with 2 cop inside it…and a mom calls 911 because her son was watching porn!
An arsonist gets busted when he comes back to watch…a man tries to kill his roomie over 3 cookies…and a priest faces a LONG list of charges!
A guy drains a pond to find his cellphone…a man takes an assault rifle in to Starbucks to get some coffee…and a popular TV anchor gets busted!
The outdoor sex grandma gets sentenced…a guy gets his finger bitten off at a Beyonce concert…and a man gets busted hiding all night in a grocery store
2 aspiring rappers fight over who is the “star” of their video…a 16 year vet of the police force gets busted at a drive thru…and dysfunction junction