I Can't Believe It's News
A man needs thumb surgery after playing too much “candy crush”…a Burger King worker threatens to slap a customer…and a guy gets blown out of his car by an explosion!
A value has been placed on a bag of dog poop…a man robbed a Subway store and got busted by the bag he carried the $$ in…and a mom drops her toddler into the cheetah enclosure at the zoo!
A food truck sells cheese sticks “battered, like your wife”…a man gets carjacked by some guys he has known for years…and a woman pounds beers as the paramedics try to save her leg!
A dog stars a fire while trying to reach the treats…Burger King is paying for a couple’s wedding…and a KFC in OKC was showing porn on the in store monitors!
A horrific weighlifting accident…a man tries to rob a mailman who also happens to a champion boxer…and a serial flasher with an all too appropriate name
A wrong way driver stopped at gunpoint…some spring breakers have all their booze confiscated…and Whidbey Island 911
A drunk broke into a courthouse to sleep it off…the TSA claimed 675,000 in unwanted coins last year…and a bigtime guinea pig heist!
A guy gets visited by his 17 girlfriends when he’s in the hospital…a woman fools her friends into thinking she has cancer…and a woman finds 51 pearls in an oyster she was eating!
There is a new drug to replace “bath salts”…I guess Hugh G. Rection called in to donate to a charity fundraiser…and a man tried to rob his own mother!
An Easter egg hunt turns into chaos…a couple teens try to use an ambulance to have sex in…and a crook asks a contractor if he can rob the house!