I Can't Believe It's News
A woman’s relationship ends because she chose her puppets over her man…a man gets a beatdown when he criticizes his lady’s fried chicken…and a man killed in a tuna fish accident!
Russian roulette with tasers…a woman got charged with arson after lighting husband’s clothes on fire…and a guy impersonates a cop and pulls over some cops!
2 women survive for 2 weeks on girl scout cookies… a Popeye’s chicken employee was ordered to repay the money stolen in a robbery…and a major coke dealer escapes by putting his GPS on his cat
A guy injected vaseline jelly into his junk…a man got stuck inside a wall while hiding from the cops…and a guy blew himself up checking for leaks in his gas cans!
A graffiti artist tagged a police horse…a woman finds her lost ring in some dog poop…and a cop said he was buying the crack “for his wife”
A woman gets busted smuggling a zoo in her suitcase…a naked woman crashes her car into a Kohls store…2 guys get into an all-out brawl over who is better, Jordan or LeBron!?
Used toilet paper was falling from the sky…Elvis is behind bars in Florida…and a truck driver traded a load of lunchmeat for crack!
There was a huge bourbon theft…a 41 yr old man gets busted for urinating in an ice machine…and a naked man chases a door to door magazine salesman!
A woman who suffers from agoraphobia ventures outside for the 3rd time in 10 years and breaks her leg…and a woman in China shares her bed with a 190 pound pig!
A guy screws up a DIY tattoo…a beanie baby could be worth $93,000…and Whidbey Island 911