I Can't Believe It's News
Someone is stealing cows…a woman was described by police as the “most vulgar” person ever…and a DUI in the McDonalds drive thru!
A kid ran onto the field at the MLB all star game…a naked guy masturbating on a bike…and a drunk naked man witha sex toy in the wrong house!
A babysitter leaves the kids in the car to visit dad in jail…a brawl at Chuck E. Cheese…and a kid blows his pot smoke into a cop car!
A 5000 year old pyramid was destroyed for road gravel…a couple gets busted for having sex at a hotel with the curtains open…and a bug bomb acts as a real bomb!
A woman had a gun and meth hidden in her privates…a man loses 4 fingers in a boating accident…and KTVU in SF really screwed up the airplane crash!
A guy tries to pay for his fingerprints with a stolen credit card…a woman gets fired from Walmart for helping a dog…and a kid gets porn with his spongebob!
Some K-Y jelly causes a hazmat response…a bus driver was pleasuring himself behind the wheel…and a woman gets a DUI on a horse!
A man refuses to pay 7,400 for his strip club visit…a nun with a big time gambling problem…and a man busted for hiding in a septic tank!
You can go swimming in beer…a man shoots heroin into his genitals at the movies…and a man wakes up to find his ex waving a meat cleaver at him!
A guy beats on cockpit door to tell the pilot his seatback tv is broken…3 guys steal a 9 ft ceramic chicken…and a man shoots himself when he gets woken up suddenly!