I Can't Believe It's News
A CNN reporter mistook a sextoy flag for the ISIS flag at a gay pride parade…a bar offers $10,000 to anyone willing to name their kid Quinoa…and a woman’s 38JJ breasts save her life!
A guy holds his mom’s chickens hostage because she wont help him get a girl…Japanese women are in love with a zoo gorilla…and a woman hid her gun in her lady parts after firing on a repo man who took her car!
A 90 yr old man pulls a pistol at the post office…a 42 yr old woman throws a tantrum at the mall…and some kids at the theatre did not get the movie they were expecting!
A diner that makes EVERYTHING with ranch dressing….a mom and daughter brawl over chicken and biscuits…and someone has been pooping on the floor!
A naked man gets busted licking a toad…kids are selling black market salt and sugar at school…and a burglar gets hogtied with a garden hose!
The twitter campaign #summerinsyria didnt go over so well…one man takes a rag to clean up an Alaskan oil pipeline spill…and a man gets awarded $500,000 after his colonoscopy!
A cop gets busted by his own dashcam…a woman gets in trouble for going into the women’s restroom…and a completely naked couple gets pulled over while eating pizza and drinking beer!
A pot grower gets busted when his house gets hit by lightning…a vet was smuggling drugs inside puppies…and a massive brawl at a wedding!
Cops discover a bunch of meth in a motorized surfboard…a crook gets away but leaves his bumper behind…and a woman spent 4 days in the hospital because of her skinny jeans!
A guy gets busted eating potato chips…a woman’s fitbit exposes her lies…and a drunken school bus driver!