I Can't Believe It's News
A meat market melee…an adult store theft…and a bunch of wedding doves die!
The powerball winner bails on paying his neighbor’s rent…a high school coach bites a players face…and a naked woman takes over a Chicago train!
Black friday at the liquor store…a man was “airing out” his junk at the grocery store…and a mom was bombed at a parent-teacher conf.
A 90 yr old cab driver…a guy likes to have sex in cow manure…and a teen uses a stolen credit card for breast implants!
A cop admits to insurance fraud…a man erects a statue “flipping off” his ex…and a guy uses a cannon to get back at his neighbors
A couple was busted having sex in a Sonic bathroom…a man answers the door for pizza wearing only a sock on his junk…and a kid stapled his testicles after losing a video game bet!
Flint Michigan elects a convicted murderer…a pilot crop dusts a bunch of teens…and a guy gets fired for what he put up on a Burger King sign!
An instagram photo gets kids busted…a cabbie got beat down with a didgeridoo…and a guy was masturbating at the DMV!
Some angry valets get revenge…a man calls 911 because the girl he brought home snored too much…and a man says his junk was too small to show off in public!
Assembling IKEA furniture leads to the cops being called…a wedding announcement gets a guy arrested…and a man can’t find his parked car for 5 weeks!