I Can't Believe It's News
A woman blows a BAC of .439….a prison escape via helicopter…and an ex-wife steals from her dead ex!
A 900 lb woman got moved from her bedroom…a woman says hand warmers burned her breast implants…and one of the KIA hampsters got busted!
Woman’s hair catches fire during a selfie…a man’s arm gets stuck in a toilet…and a guy dating a woman 60 years older than him!
A robber pepper sprays himself…a zoo employee gets shot with a tranq dart…and a turtle runs away from home!
A woman gets a DUI with jello shots in her pocket…a guy tries to outrun the cops with a cop in his car…and a man gets busted for using a cucumber in the library!!
2 guys get busted at a Lionel Ritchie concert…free pot with your vote in San Jose…and the “Godfather of ecstacy” is dead!
A woman threatens to kill on an airplane…a massive brawl breaks out at a kindergarten graduation…and a man uses a sex doll to sell a car!
A man texts so much he gets a detatched retina…a puppy drives a car into a pond…and a woman steals a bible from Walmart
I guess using a Hitler slogan on a billboard for kids is a bad idea…a man marries a woman 43 years older than him…and bike riding lessons result in someone getting out a shotgun!
A man thinks he is a dog…a guy’s tattoo gets him busted for robbery…and 2 old people outsmart a crimal!