I Can't Believe It's News
A man awakens to find a man in a zebra suit in his house…a 70 yr old woman was banned from her bingo hall…and a man needs a rescue after climbing into a lions pit at the zoo
A crook cant seem to make it out of the parking lot…a woman goes to jail over loud sex…and Santa gets taken away in a police van!
A man finds 127,000 dollars in a desk he bought…a man trashes a 1.2 million dollar car on the 2nd day he owned it…and a girl tries to run over her sister after a fight over a Christmas tree!
A 911 call about a monkey on the loose…a man got busted with 2 tongues in his pants…and a prisoner gets his arm stuck in a toilet!
A homeless man steals an ambulance to get to a strip club…Texas has a bunch of missing brains…and cops injure school kids with rubber bullets!
An art dealer forgets a million dollar painting on a train…a poop explosion levels a building…and some hunters are in trouble for using a motorized parachute
A man gets tased twice at a movie theater…a woman offers the cops some vodka when she gets pulled over…and a couple kids aged 8 and 9 burn down a playground!
A man sprays his neighbor with bear repellant…a man catches his own house on fire in a protest…and a gay 3some starts in a hot tub and ends in jail!
Hunters flip a coin over a dead deer…a woman’s “emotional support pig” gets a plane delayed…and Whidbey Island 911
A man with 2 broken legs was stranded in a canyon until he crawled out after 3 days…a game of monopoly leads to an arrest…and cops help a woman who was locked out and it turns into a drugbust!