I Can't Believe It's News
A furniture store was a front for a grow-op…some famous statues were ID’d by their pubic hair…and Whidbey Island 911
Someone is gonna get busted for illegally dumping 24 cow heads….the police helped out and delivered a pizza…and there’s a new love toy in the form of a teddy bear!
A traffic backup caused by a trucker pulling out his tooth…a man shoots 2 cars in a snow rage…and a drunken zamboni driver
A woman accidentally sells drugs to a cop…a man breaks into a nice liquor store but only steals Keystone light…and a 911 call from a kid who got shot in the junk!
A woman gets a DUI for driving naked from the waist down and sitting on a bottle of whiskey…and a UPS driver caught on tape throwing a package and urinating on the house!
Someone stole $4000 worth of ribs, chicken and wings from Jerome Brown’s BBQ…and a female firefighter in Philadelphia accused of having a 3some at the fire station!
Kids refuse to ride with their drunken mom…an old man has a serious complication with his catheter…and the zombie cat!!
A man survives with a pair of scissors in his skull…a guy had a bunch of cocaine hidden in his prosthetic leg…and a man runs over a high profile personal injury lawyer by accident!
2 employees take store deposit to casino instead of bank…a woman almost loses an arm trying to pet a bear…and the woman who claimed to have 3 breasts got a DUI
They do church by phone in Alaska…a guy used the carpool lane because he had 2 kidnap victims in his car…and a thief with a bad tattoo!