I Can't Believe It's News
An airport loses a bag with 660,000 dollars in it…a man gets his head stuck in some exercise equipment…and a cyclist burns down 73 acres when he stops to poop!
A father/son argument over who is more bilingual…a kids party gets weird when one of them finds a bomb…and a woman changes her name so she can get back into her facebook account!
A grandma leaves the home to go get a tattoo…a man was out walking his dog naked…and cops respond to a woman screaming for 40 minutes during a bondage session!
A man gets busted because he doesn’t like turtles…a man burns down a house trying to kill wasps…and a woman crashes her car while pleasuring herself!
A man eats at Chipotle for 107 straight days…an air traffic controller passed out at work…and a guy used a flame thrower at a motel!
A guy gets busted after robbing a store then posting it on facebook…a man drops off a gunshot victim at a Walmart…and a man goes blind after having rough sex!?
A long time runaway cow returns…a farmer uses a blowup doll to keep deer out of his garden…and a company created a jewel that covers up your cat’s rectum!
A mother and daughter heroin bust…a man turns his hose on a couple of 80 year olds walking by…and a woman says she was only counterfeiting money because Obama said it was ok!
A guy steals a renaissance sword only to be tackled by 2 wenches…a guy accuses his wife of cheating on him with a sextoy…and a woman refuses to pay her bill because Jesus was gonna take the tab
A guy with 16 pounds of meth calls 911 on himself…a Maryland delegate gets busted for indecent exposure…and a guy steals a car and fixes it up before the owners get it back!