I Can't Believe It's News
A crook gets outsmarted by an elevator…a guy in a drivers ed car was going 110 MPH…and a woman almost dies taking a selfie!
Someone left 9 brains on side of the railroad tracks…a woman claims she was knocked out with a bowling ball…and a wanted man returns to the scene of the crime to get his hat back!
A woman offers a cop an obscene bribe…2 52 yr old twins were throwing bricks at each other…and a man lets a woman tie him down for a massage and she set him on fire!
A 82 yr old man has to run away from his attacking 46 yr old girlfriend…and Whidbey Island 911
KFC has a new tray liner that lets you surf the internet…a plane dumps it’s waste on a 16 yr old’s bday party…and a guy flips out and strips naked at the airport!
A burglar falls asleep on the couch…a body builder injects his arms with oil and alcohol…a woman gets busted using her hands at the salad bar!
A stalker follows a couple girls right into the police parking lot…a teacher ate a hamster in front of his class…and a crook wears the perfect t-shirt for his mugshot!
A hair stylist was so unhappy with the job she did that she ran crying into the bathroom…a guy drove his truck thru his living room on purpose…and a profane parrot has neighbors upset!
A woman keeps playing her video game even after giving birth…a guy robs a credit union to bail his girl out of jail…and Subway is using DNA to “mark” people who rob the store!
Mourners follow the wrong hearse…a billionaire hires a porn star as his personal assistant for the next 15 yrs…and a teacher lets his class watch 50 shades of grey