I Can't Believe It's News
A couple stories of women smuggling drugs in body cavaties…and a gopher hole gets a man $450,000
Someone had a working methlab in a walmart bathroom…a guy rode his motorcycle thru a mall to escape the cops…and a woman refuses to marry a man because he can’t do simple math!
A guy starts a GoFundMe to pay for his spring break trip…a guy wants out of his apt lease after a dead body stinks up the building…and a man shoots his best buddy because he gave him the wrong type of beer!
A mom stops her kids from watching tv once and for all…a woman threatens to blow up the cable company after they missed an appointment…and someone filmed a porno at the pyramids!
A serial pooper is on the loose…a mayoral candidate campaigns nude…and a woman will sell you her house but you have to marry her first!
A high speed chase results in bails of pot on the freeway…2 brothers fight over a Jesus license plate…and a woman fails over 100 driving tests!
A lady was naked at Dunkin Donuts…a dentist tried to do a procedure at McDonalds…and a 17 yr old got busted for stealing a goat he planned on using in his prom invitation!
A woman poses as a nurse for over a year…a woman stabs her man in the neck after finding naked pix of another woman on his phone…and a woman gets hit by a train because she is too busy texting!
A shelter chooses a very unfortunate name…a guy takes his neighbors to a football game with a credit card stolen from the same neighbors…and a teen spends the $30,000 mistakenly deposited in his account!
An 11 yr old comes to school dressed as a 50 shades of grey character…a massive brawl at Chuck E Cheese…and kid ate so much licorice his brain started to swell!