I Can't Believe It's News
A grandma regrets lighting a cigarette…a couple was bathing their horse in the community pool…and a serial masturbater gets jailed!
Cops have a great idea to shut down the drug dealers in their town…2 girls have a terrible excuse for shoplifting…and there was so much urine on a light pole that it collapsed!
A guy drops his phone 9000 ft and it still works…the lizard man of S. Carolina is back…and a dad gets a One Direction tattoo trying to win his daughter tix and it backfires!
A wife and mom signs up for the one way trip to Mars…a man who was high on meth jumps into the monkey cage at the zoo…and a guy tries to carjack an unmarked police car with 2 cops inside!
A woman tries to steal an airplane and says she wants to fly to China…and a bounty hunter accidentally arrests the chief of police in Phoenix!
A woman told cops she was speeding so she could catch the sunset…a worker was cooking meth in a Taco Bell bathroom…and a man got busted stealing 30 anti-diarrheal pills!
A 110 yr old woman has had 3 beers and a shot of whiskey every day for the last 70 years…a man sues his wife after he sees her without makeup…and a house that contained 42,000 pounds of junk!
A woman goes blind after drinking 28 cans of Red Bull…a guy starts a banjo standoff with police…and a guy fails miserably trying to rob a Little Caesers
A guy gets busted stealing from his girlfriend’s parents…a guy gets popped using an obviously fake ID…and a bizarre smuggling story that raises an eye!
A bank robber busted when he stops to grab a free sucker…a man shoots an armadillo and it ricochets and hits him in the face…and a man tries to chew off his own fingerprints!