I Can't Believe It's News
A man picks a fight with a fire hydrant…a guy steals a walmart scooter to get to his probation hearing…and a man called 911 to complain about a stripper
A man goes to jail over a stapler…a guy named Stoner gets busted for weed…and a crook gets done in by his I-phone
A man accidentally urinates on a wasp’s nest…2 adopted kids end up getting married without knowing they are related…and a woman films porn in a church!
A man running for congress should have looked at his flier a lil closer…a meth lab in a walmart parking lot…and human poop closes a city park!
A man was humping a woman’s driveway…3 couples get tickets for a 6 person orgy in a van…and it’s circumcision season in Kenya
A jailed woman stole another jailed woman’s credit card to bail herself out…a man falls off a train and the witness drinks his unfinished beer…and a guy burns his house down with candles he had lit for his girlfriend!
Short shorts result in a brawl…a man’s wife busts him at a “happy endings” massage joint…and Whidbey Island 911
A 78 yr old lady gets busted for smuggling…a fugitive wins a police sponsored donut eating contest…and a news crew has their van robbed!
A guy was doing laundry high on meth…a man got busted smuggling cheese in his pants…and the 50 shades of grey hotel!
A high school teacher shows up on the first day drunk and without pants…a family got stuck on a ferris wheel…and a guy orders ALL of the apple pies at Burger King because a kid in line was being a punk!