I Can't Believe It's News
A woman attacks officers with a crucifix…a new record for sexual stamina for panda bears…and a guy uses a “try before you buy” plan at a sex toy shop!
A man dies while having sex with a scarecrow…a refrigerator explodes in the San Juans…and TIME magazine’s famous child smoker is down to 5 cigs a day!
A woman urinates and deficates behind the counter at Kmart…and some funny April fools headlines from the Whidbey News Times!
A guy meets the Gov. of Alaska high on pyschedelics…a drunk gets arrested for nuisance 911 calls…and an April fools joke almost earned a company a 125 million dollar profit!
An employee of a coffee shop sets loose an online virus that sends out porn to all their facebook friends…a man pretends to be a cop just to get through the Whataburger drive thru line quicker…and a REAL “pot roast”
A Chinese man would rather drown than go through with his arrainged marriage…and a man sets the record for “longest run while on fire”
A man running for Mayor of Dallas gets busted for 666 grafitti…a woman tries to use yellow Gatorade to pass a pee test…and a woman stabs her man for eating too much of her salsa!
A woman frauds her way into being a partner in a legal office…a biker brawl at Applebees…and a woman flashes the Google Maps camera!
A dad goes the hospital after eating his daughter’s pot brownies…a man uses his pet rat to get a free meal…and cops get a town high when they burn a bonfire of illegal weed!
A woman gets busted because she stopped to talk in traffic…a woman squirts breastmilk at a cop…and a woman wants to bring her weed with her in the back of the cop car!