I Can't Believe It's News
A teen tries to steal an artifact to pay for an I-phone…a man spent a half million on online strippers…and a woman loses her 80 pound tortoise!
2 middle aged brother brawl over Big-Macs…a woman tries to smuggle heroin into her man in prison…and a guy tries to steal some steaks in his colostomy bag!
A 91 yr old cocaine smuggler…a spoiled rotten 20 yr old brat…and gorilla poop flavored cheesecake!
2 old guys beat each other up over a sex tape one of them was in…a 17 yr old girl had her senior pix taken at Taco Bell…and some fisherman were fined over $3,000 for going way over the catch quota!
A family left their 3 yr old at a rest stop on accident…a town turns off the street lights so the glo-worms can have sex…and a man claims he is unable to have sex after getting a pedicure!
A guy installs Windows 10 and it uses his porn as a screensaver…a guy goes to get his wife some milk and wins 22 million…and hackers display porn on bus station reader boards!
A man was busted with a sheep in his backseat…a kid takes a selfie with the cop who gave him a DUI…and a shoplifter left the store to find his getaway car had been repo’d
A grandma regrets lighting a cigarette…a couple was bathing their horse in the community pool…and a serial masturbater gets jailed!
Cops have a great idea to shut down the drug dealers in their town…2 girls have a terrible excuse for shoplifting…and there was so much urine on a light pole that it collapsed!
A guy drops his phone 9000 ft and it still works…the lizard man of S. Carolina is back…and a dad gets a One Direction tattoo trying to win his daughter tix and it backfires!