I Can't Believe It's News
A teacher takes a student to get a genital piercing…people are stealing women’s hair….and a man almost castrates himself!
A man gets arrested after announcing he is wanted by cops…a guy gets shot at a gun safety class…and a casino screws up a million dollar giveaway!
A drunk driver sues the power company for putting the pole she hit too close to the street…a band can’t get their 20 yr old singer into the bar…and fire in the photo booth!
Cops respond to a man with a tv remote…2 people on their way to jail get arrested on the way….and a contractor only puts the elevator up 20 of the 47 floors!
A guy gets busted “airing out his mustang”…a prank with a fake grenade launcher goes bad…and a man sues his nurse over a catheter
A baseball coach makes a player take one for the team…a couple gets busted doing the mile high club thing…and a close encounter with bears at the dump
A guy finds maggots on his lunch at the airport…a bikini barista gets mad and flashes someone…and an Australian politician was busted sexting his junk!
A beauty pageant contestant was setting off bombs….a guy shot himself in the groin…and spiders close down an airport!
A drunk man hits on the 911 lady…a man in a dress robs a bank…and a man was driving a truck that was on fire and had no tires?
A guy was naked and drunk when he stole a bobcat…a guy woke up without his penis…and a contractor lit a smoke at the wrong time!