I Can't Believe It's News
2 great grandmas get in a fight at a hospital…a teacher quits her job so she can twerk professionally…and a man tries a very painful replacement for Viagra!
England’s oldest sex change patient…a man covers himself in tar to try to avoid police…and a man steals a train because he is mad at his workplace!
A guy shows up at court with 50 grams of pot…a woman’s candle in her car starts a gas station fire…and a man accidentally empties his gun into his neighbor’s house
A guy is still drunk at his arraingment…a HS quarterback gets sent to play for the other team…and a woman calls police to complain that her mugshot is “unflattering”
A man robs the WRONG convenience store…a man marries his step mother…and a 4 year old brings 200 bags of heroin to school
A man claims to be a “pastafarian”…a woman beats cancer but goes to jail in doing so…and a couple has sex in the back of a cop car!
A diner apologizes for a bad joke…a false tsunami warning scares weather app users…and a dwarf takes a dump at a city council meeting!
A man makes up a story about his wallet being stolen…bridesmaids give a woman a beatdown over a hotdog…and a man stabs a waiter because he won’t give him a pen!
A guy loses his job over his “buttle opener” invention…a woman drowns in a vat of wine…and a woman gets busted with drugs in her fake butt
A woman digs up her dad’s grave to find a will…a man has seen the production of “Rock of Ages” 500 times…and a man in a wheelchair tries shoplifting at Walmart