I Can't Believe It's News
A guy impersonates a walmart worker to steal tvs…a guy blacked out and got a huge tattoo on his leg…and a man falls asleep in a pharmacy after robbing it for sleeping pills!
A mom smuggles drugs inside a bible to her son in prison…a robber leaves 7-11 with nothing because there was no cashier there…and a brawl on Valentine’s day at Olive Garden!
A prisoner tries to hire a hit man named Joanie Pepperoni…a sculpture is being removed because texters keep walking into it…and a woman stole a city bus after being told to quit smoking!
A woman has her Tim Horton’s prize stolen by a facebook friend…a man cuts his own junk off…and a restaurant owner bans all bankers!
A man stole a city bus after locking his keys in his car…a guy shows up stark naked at the Nashville airport…and an all out brawl at Chuck E Cheese!
A woman goes in for a tummy tuck and loses her belly button…a man changes his name to Bacon Double Cheeseburger…and a guy gets shot while arguing over who has a better strip club!
Gas prices in Venezuela soar to 15 cents per gallon…retired sex dolls are being used as scarecrows in China…and an airline booked 2 layover passengers at a sex themed hotel!
A shoplifter tries to hide in a snow bank…a guy burns down his house trying to thaw pipes…and some women brawl over cheesy garlic knots!
A Waffle House employee puts meth in a coworker’s drink…a guy from Surrey BC tries to rob a bank a block from the police station…and a stoner leads police on a high speed chase!
A TV meteorologist gets busted for weed…a granny chases down some crooks…and a guy tries to use a James Bond like smokescreen on his car!