I Can't Believe It's News
A man survives with a pair of scissors in his skull…a guy had a bunch of cocaine hidden in his prosthetic leg…and a man runs over a high profile personal injury lawyer by accident!
2 employees take store deposit to casino instead of bank…a woman almost loses an arm trying to pet a bear…and the woman who claimed to have 3 breasts got a DUI
They do church by phone in Alaska…a guy used the carpool lane because he had 2 kidnap victims in his car…and a thief with a bad tattoo!
A woman has a baby at the grocery store…Burger King hands a lady $2631 thru the drive thru window…and a nun is pregnant!!
A fashion show for clothes made out of condoms…a mannequin on a billboard causes a suicide scare…and a 13 yr old girl steals a 4.6 million dollar necklace!
A hermaphrodite cat…a robber stops when he recognizes the man behind the counter…and a woman with the largest breast augmentations in the world!!
A grandma gets busted with cocaine…a man brings his dead mom into the bank for a withdrawl…and a woman playing video games was accused of having loud sex!
An 86 yr old woman lives on a cruise ship full time…an aold man takes the wrong car…and a guy bulldozes his ex-wife’s house!
A man saves pennies for 65 years…a woman freaks out at the ferry terminal when they won’t let her on…and a man gets bitten by a snake at Lowe’s
A man complains about 2 foxes having sex…a man tries to take his motorized scooter up a mountain…and Whidbey Island 911