I Can't Believe It's News
A man had his bike stolen from inside the police station…a drunk man woke up to a $900 Uber bill…and a couple calls 911 from an unlocked closet!
A couple shoplifters leave the kids in the car…a woman is in trouble for using “poopsenders.com”…and a guy catches the kitchen on fire trying to clean his sex toys!
A man uses his new Nikes as bail…a man blows off his hand on NYE…and a naked woman gets stuck in a chimney!
A man was found in his towed car 6 hours later…a man loses his lottery winnings on a technicality…and a guy regrets his printer ink face tattoo!!
A man driving a street sweeper leads cops on a chase…A man survives 3 hours with a knife in his skull…and a naked man takes a nap on some dog beds at CVS
A drunk man steals a golf cart at the Rose Bowl…a man pays almost 500 bucks for surgery on his constipated goldfish…and Whidbey Island 911
A man loses his leg to a stump grinder….and some of the best Whidbey Island 911 calls of 2014
An old couple got locked in the car for 13 hours…a guy cons women into sending him underwear pics…and some of the best Whidbey Island 911 calls from 2014
2 dogs start a fire…a guy blames his DUI on the beer battered fish he ate…and 2 sisters fight over a man and a sex toy
Kids call 911 trying to reach Santa…and a world record attempt for the most “face sitting” in one spot!