I Can't Believe It's News
A wanted man gets busted by a box of girl scout cookies…a new Valentine’s card is made from a man’s butt…and a guy with $400 cash in his pocket gets arrested for shoplifting!
Warnings are going out to those who went to “discount tattoo”…someone thru an alligator thru a drive thru window…and a man gets busted for speeding in Pennsylvania and said he was racing to get to the Super Bowl!
A guy took his wife to court because she didn’t cook and clean enough…some women were arrested for going thru a parade with a 6 ft tall vagina…and a crook gets busted stealing from an Amish bakery!
People who parked on the ice at Winterfest ended up all wet…a woman tricks her husband after he tried to have her killed…and a man accidentally locked himself in the trunk of his car!
In Florida you can get a prostitute faster than you can get a pizza…a big drug dealer got busted on Facebook…and a guy who is allergic to his car!
A bigamist gets busted on Facebook…a girl gets fired because of her Facebook post…and cops have some clear images of the crook who robbed a photo booth!
A man smuggles pills into prison in his prosthetic leg…a woman claims a ghost slapped her on the butt…and 2 women arrested for assaulting their men when the men turned down sex!
A Judge slams people who wear pajamas in court…a woman was the sole passenger on board a jumbo jet…and a car maker in India just debuted a new car with the same name as the global virus Zika.
A guy steals a car seconds after turning in a job application…a fake priest sells fake tickets to meet The Pope…and a crook gets busted after he stopped to check his twitter account!
A guy complains that his life has been ruined by the 13 bowls of cereal he eats every single day…a woman tries to get a “420” tat removed from her forehead…and a man steals $800 worth of champagne!