I Can't Believe It's News
A man says a clown hit him over the head with a wrench…people need to be warned against taking selfies with bears…and a woman robs a pharmacy armed only with her breast milk!
A woman smuggled 6 ounces of cocaine in her lady parts…a man tries to smuggle a canon on to a plane…and a man had to have an eel like fish removed from his rectum
La la the teletubby was the culprit…an escapee caught by coyotes…and a women at a baby shower brawl!
A wedding proposal goes up in flames…a bank robbery foiled by a cigarette…and a mistaken charge of bestiality!?
A woman pretends she is deaf to get a man…a man was so hungover he asked that his pizza be delivered all the way to his bedroom…and Whidbey Island 911!!
Trouble at the world beard and mustache championships…a zombie scaring cars gets run over and some arrests at a haunted house!
A woman incriminates herself with an online video…the Tinder app is cutting into prostitute’s biz…and a Japanese govt official makes the taxpayers pay for his fetish!
A lady smuggles $70,000 in her staomach…a lady was busted looking for ISIS terrorists in a strange place…and a woman smuggled a gun into jail in her weave!
A woman steals a $25,000 watch by hiding it in her lady parts…and a guy rolls his car after a high speed chase with the cops and takes bong hits while he waits!
Vodka saves a cat’s life…A depressed woman spends an entire week at a KFC…and a jail guard gets busted smuggling weed into jail!