I Can't Believe It's News
A bank robber had his name on his shirt…a man loses a hand after being pricked by a thorn…and a criminal on the run runs into the wrong building!
A crook dropped his prison release papers at the seen of a new crime…a toddler crashes a car…and a pregnant lady goes into labor during the Presidential motorcade!
A road rage guy gets run over by his own truck…a woman unhappy with her hair destoys the salon…and a man takes hostages at sex shop
A woman calls 911 to get a different cop…a guy gets out of prison and robs the same bank that got him busted…and a crook is suing the pizza shop he tried to rob!
A woman lets God drive….a man has sex while his kids are in the car…and a man jumps from a moving car to end an argument with his girlfriend who was driving at the time!
A guy gets busted “upskirting” at the grocery store…a woman tries to steal a sex toy in a stroller…and exercize leads to orgasm!
Toyota is putting a new speaker in their minivan…a woman urinates in stolen sun tea…and a man in China goes to the doctor and finds out he is a woman!
A woman runs thru the mall topless…a barber/muffler shop…and a town’s Marshal gets busted sniffing panties!
A toaster that puts your face on the bread…bad sex leads to a shooting…and racing stolen go-carts through town!
A bunch of weed gets mailed to the wrong house…a woman on meth was trippin in Seattle…and a couple has sex on the sidewalk in front of a church!