A weatherman eats cat vomit on the air…a man gets stabbed in the eye during a threesome…and a wounded beaver walks into a bar!
A man crashes his truck at Taco Bell 4 times…a man was going 111 MPH because he had “explosive diarrhea”…and a guy almost dies while texting behind the wheel!
Someone paid a crazy amount for a piece of gum from Gene Simmons and 66 yr old Suzanne Summers has sex twice a day!
The White House is red faced over a typo…a man was so drunk he thought he was Peggy Hill from “King of the hill”…and a naked woman beats up a slushee machine!
A high school teacher was in playboy…a guy calls a stripper “snaggle-toothed” and gets a beatdown…and a man got his junk stuck in a toaster!
Jake Ellison is the “pot blogger” for the Seattle PI….he gives B&J the 411 on the 420!
In todays episode we spotlight herpes infected monkeys attacking Florida!
Albert Sankey was blind for over 5 years but after a surgery at UCLA his sight was restored and he talked to B&J about watching his grandson play football for the first time in a long while!
A man was masturbating in the drive thru…a man was shooting his bow and arrow in a hotel room…and a man urinates on a crowded patio!
A guy fakes a kidnapping so he can go out with the guys…a neighbor’s loud sex makes things awkward…and a grandpa picks up the wrong girl from school