A man attacks 3 Disney characters with a pipe…a woman was so drunk she couldn’t get out of her car…and a man cuts off his own junk with a saw??!!
A guy calls 911 after someone at work ate his jello…beer pong starts an apartment fire…and 2 referees get arrested at a football game!
The father of the 9 yr old boy who stole a car and took a plane to Vegas
The man who got his junk stuck in a toaster!
A guy was making a bomb for Keith Richards…Joan Rivers is beefing with a neighbor…and the Jonas bros are canceling a tour??
A weatherman eats cat vomit on the air…a man gets stabbed in the eye during a threesome…and a wounded beaver walks into a bar!
A man crashes his truck at Taco Bell 4 times…a man was going 111 MPH because he had “explosive diarrhea”…and a guy almost dies while texting behind the wheel!
Someone paid a crazy amount for a piece of gum from Gene Simmons and 66 yr old Suzanne Summers has sex twice a day!
The White House is red faced over a typo…a man was so drunk he thought he was Peggy Hill from “King of the hill”…and a naked woman beats up a slushee machine!
A high school teacher was in playboy…a guy calls a stripper “snaggle-toothed” and gets a beatdown…and a man got his junk stuck in a toaster!