The woman who tried to pass a pee test with a combination of warm water and yellow Gatorade!
Stoney Joe weighs in on a stroy that Ivar’s fish & chips used pot as a secret ingredient in their famous clam chowder
A woman urinates and deficates behind the counter at Kmart…and some funny April fools headlines from the Whidbey News Times!
A guy meets the Gov. of Alaska high on pyschedelics…a drunk gets arrested for nuisance 911 calls…and an April fools joke almost earned a company a 125 million dollar profit!
Cynthia Lennon is dead at 75…Clint Eastwood casts Jonah Hill as Richard Jewell in a movie about the Olympic bombing in Atlanta…and Larry King had an unfortunate wetspot!
The boxer who blamed his loss on the fact that he dropped his cellphone while in the ring!
Rob and Nancy of Sedro Woolley were chosen to get commited and this morning we called them to give the good news!
An employee of a coffee shop sets loose an online virus that sends out porn to all their facebook friends…a man pretends to be a cop just to get through the Whataburger drive thru line quicker…and a REAL “pot roast”
A Chinese man would rather drown than go through with his arrainged marriage…and a man sets the record for “longest run while on fire”
Joni Mitchell was rushed to the hospital…Arnold announced that he is in for Terminator 5…and Kimmel gives the details on VH’s DLR getting 14 stitches in his nose!