The NY Mets mascot….Mr Met has a book coming out. Today we read that the secret service threatened to shoot him if he got too close to former President Clinton!
A woman jumps out of a moving car over a lizard…a man’s obit simply said “I am dead”…and every member of Congress has a subscription to “Hustler” magazine!
There is a dating website for Green Bay Packers fans…someone was putting Xanax in kids Easter eggs…and a man whose last name is “Cocaine” gets busted for drugs!
Bill O’Reilly says he was almost a “marlboro man”…and Snoop Dogg is doing some video game voice overs!
The college kid who blew a million dollar puzzle on Wheel of Fortune
More calls and emails about growing old!!
A woman gets busted when a cop tries to help her…a gun range and liquor license combo…and a druggy gets busted at his court date!
Lenny the farting cat…cockroaches close down a sushi joint…and a man (not Ozzy) gets busted urinating on the Alamo!
Tracy Morgan has advice for Alec Baldwin…Leo DiCaprio is getting fat and late night jokes about the Rolling Stones
The Portland teen who peed in the water supply and ruined 38 million gallons of water!