A Chinese man would rather drown than go through with his arrainged marriage…and a man sets the record for “longest run while on fire”
Joni Mitchell was rushed to the hospital…Arnold announced that he is in for Terminator 5…and Kimmel gives the details on VH’s DLR getting 14 stitches in his nose!
The guy who pretended to be a cop so he could get through the Whataburger drive thru line a little faster!
Van Halen appeared on Jimmy Kimmel last night and David Lee Roth hit himself in the nose with the mic stand and had to stop the show….how did you break your nose??
Van Halen’s DLR had to stop the show on Jimmy Kimmel last night after breaking his nose open with the mic stand…so we ask how you broke your beak?
A man running for Mayor of Dallas gets busted for 666 grafitti…a woman tries to use yellow Gatorade to pass a pee test…and a woman stabs her man for eating too much of her salsa!
A woman frauds her way into being a partner in a legal office…a biker brawl at Applebees…and a woman flashes the Google Maps camera!
Highlights from the Justin Bieber roast on Comedy Central…and David Lee Roth bangs up his nose on stage on the Kimmel show!
The woman who tried to pass a pee test with yellow Gatorade!
Tell us something that happened over the weekend….if you make us curious with one sentence and we ask you follow up questions you go into a drawing for Van Halen tix!!