A couple guys smuggle drugs in grandma’s casket…a park ranger caught drinking and sleeping on the job…Whidbey Island 911
A woman gets a guardrail impaled in her butt…a Portland newspaper apologized for promoting psychedelic mushrooms…and 2 guys steal construction equipment for a low speed chase!
An update on Joan Rivers…the celebrity nude picture phone hacking scandal…and one of the singers for Survivor is dead!
Jesus Montero of the Seattle Mariners for getting suspended over an ice cream sandwich fight!
Joan Rivers is in the hospital…Dusty Hill of ZZ Top fell on the tour bus and the tour got scrapped….and both Diane Swayer and Chelsea Handler both sign off!
Senior cornerback Josh Shaw at USC for totally fabricating a story on how he got injured
A kid goes thru an amazing amount of medical miracles to fix him up after swallowing a remote battery!
An airline won’t let a passenger board because he smaells bad…a woman finds a 10 ft python in her couch…and 10 blackhawk helicopters get buried in foam!
A man works for months to free a boulder that then kills him…a dad tries to convince his son to go to college with a gun against his head…and an ice bucket challenge gone wrong!
SNL’s Bill Hader slams Beiber…Robin Williams turned down a fat payday…and Oprah is set to play Richard Pryor’s grandma