A woman beats up the cops and firemen trying to put out her house fire…a guy shoots himself on the toilet…and a girl sets her ex’s place on fire to get closure!
A fight breaks out over decorating the Xmas tree…Westjet gives passengers holiday gifts…and baby Jesus needs to be chained down!
The role of Freddie Mercury of Queen has been cast…President Obama was getting chummy with the Prime Minister of Denmark…and Jay Leno jokes!
The woman who tried beating up the cops and firemen who were putting out her house fire!
A guy got onstage at the Mandela memorial and pretended to sign the proceedings but wasn’t actually making any sense or signing anything
Stoney Joe tries to help determine if smoking pot causes men to have “man boobs”
A man gets stabbed in the nuts at a barbershop…and a woman gets busted for gluing her own butt to a toilet seat!
The world’s largest gingerbread house…a man sleeps 10 hours with a knife in his back…and a man jumps to his death at a mall because his girlfriend won’t stop shopping!
The list of most overpaid actors…Willie Nelson is selling his golf course…and Taylor Swift hosts the Victoria’s Secret fashion show???
The guy who slept for 10 solid hours with a 5 inch knife blade in his back