A woman attacks officers with a crucifix…a new record for sexual stamina for panda bears…and a guy uses a “try before you buy” plan at a sex toy shop!
A man dies while having sex with a scarecrow…a refrigerator explodes in the San Juans…and TIME magazine’s famous child smoker is down to 5 cigs a day!
Several stars had tunnels into the Playboy mansion…Richie Sambora threatened to kill a girlfriend…and a paternity suit against Frank Sinatra!
The woman who tried to pass a pee test using warm water and yellow Gatorade!
The woman who tried to pass a pee test with a combination of warm water and yellow Gatorade!
Stoney Joe weighs in on a stroy that Ivar’s fish & chips used pot as a secret ingredient in their famous clam chowder
A woman urinates and deficates behind the counter at Kmart…and some funny April fools headlines from the Whidbey News Times!
A guy meets the Gov. of Alaska high on pyschedelics…a drunk gets arrested for nuisance 911 calls…and an April fools joke almost earned a company a 125 million dollar profit!
Cynthia Lennon is dead at 75…Clint Eastwood casts Jonah Hill as Richard Jewell in a movie about the Olympic bombing in Atlanta…and Larry King had an unfortunate wetspot!
The boxer who blamed his loss on the fact that he dropped his cellphone while in the ring!