A woman attacks cops with a crucifix…a new record for sexual stamina for panda bears…and a man uses a “try before you buy” plan at a sex toy shop!
A woman attacks officers with a crucifix…a new record for sexual stamina for panda bears…and a guy uses a “try before you buy” plan at a sex toy shop!
A man dies while having sex with a scarecrow…a refrigerator explodes in the San Juans…and TIME magazine’s famous child smoker is down to 5 cigs a day!
Several stars had tunnels into the Playboy mansion…Richie Sambora threatened to kill a girlfriend…and a paternity suit against Frank Sinatra!
The woman who tried to pass a pee test using warm water and yellow Gatorade!
The woman who tried to pass a pee test with a combination of warm water and yellow Gatorade!
Stoney Joe weighs in on a stroy that Ivar’s fish & chips used pot as a secret ingredient in their famous clam chowder
A woman urinates and deficates behind the counter at Kmart…and some funny April fools headlines from the Whidbey News Times!
A guy meets the Gov. of Alaska high on pyschedelics…a drunk gets arrested for nuisance 911 calls…and an April fools joke almost earned a company a 125 million dollar profit!
Cynthia Lennon is dead at 75…Clint Eastwood casts Jonah Hill as Richard Jewell in a movie about the Olympic bombing in Atlanta…and Larry King had an unfortunate wetspot!