Because it’s nice and sunny today AND we had a weird story about a pool in “I can’t believe it’s news”….we asked for your funny stories from the pool!
Today in the animal world (Teaneck New Jersey) it’s wild turkeys on the attack!
A 55 yr old man needed to have an 18 inch yuca removed from his backside and a woman had her “back alley butt injections” burst during sex!
A high school baseball coach lets his team name his baby that is on the way…some folks had to get a bull out of their pool…and a woman had a crack pipe hidden in her privates!
Merle Haggard died yesterday…The GnR reunion has almost fallen apart a couple times already…and Charlie Sheen is under criminal investigation by the LAPD.
The 23 yr old girl who knocked an elderly man to the ground to steal his $30 scratch ticket!
Brendon Williams from Langford BC took some underwear pictures for his wife on her bday…they wound up on Facebook and soon after he became an underwear model for American Eagle clothing!
Walmart didn’t notice an obvious mistake printed on a sweatshirt they sell…a flight attendant deployed the evacuation slide to get off a plane…and a marathon runner stops mid-race to down a burrito and a beer!
Problems arise from a man trying to do yoga on a plane…an Uber ride turns into a high speed chase…and a man tries to smuggle a pound of cocaine in the crotch of his pants!
Wedding crashers hit Breaking Bad’s Aaron Paul’s wedding…Amy Schumer tells Glamour magazine not to classify her as “plus sized”…the Rolling Stones are recording a blues album!