The guy who let a witchdoctor talk him into letting a hyena eat his genitals!
The guy who got attacked by his own “pet” deer!
The grandma who stole the teacher’s purse at a school assembly!
The 2 EMTs who argued so much their patient got out of the ambulance and took herself to the hospital.
The school bus driver who was drunk on gin soaked raisins!
NASCAR’s Michael Waltrip for thinking he just ran into Donna Summer at the California race….Donna has been dead for over 2 years!
The lady who lit her boyfriend’s car on fire because he didn’t buy her a McFlurry!
The guy who got stuck under the stall in the women’s bathroom at McDonalds!
The girl at Subway who dried her wet socks in the bread oven and posted a pic online!
The woman who called 911 to report she had been served “Raw Waffles”