The man who was in court for a traffic ticket but got busted trying to sell drugs in the courtroom!
The snow plow driver who didn’t come home one night because he said he got mugged but it turns out he was with a prostitute!
The 58 yr old man who died in a car crash because he was watching porn behind the wheel with no pants on!
The guy who had his lip bitten off by a wild falcon he tried to keep as a pet.
A 50 yr old man tried to put a 3 inch screw into the end of his junk!
The guys who called 911 to tell the cops that they were the pot dealers the authorities were not looking for?!
The owner of the Chinese restaurant for butchering a roadkill deer in the kitchen!
The 911 operator who was too busy placing a lunchtime pizza order to answer the emergency calls!
We give the nom to Carolina Panthers QB Cam Newton for naming his son “Chosen”
The group of restaurant workers who mistakenly thought they had won the powerball jackpot!