Miguel Olivo of the LA Dodger’s farm team bit off part of a teammates ear!!!
The groundskeeper at Findlay University who killed all the grass on campus!
The guy who shot himself in the head and only tended to it with ointment for 5 days!
The Oregon man who called 911 looking to buy pot!
The guy who called 911 looking to buy some pot!
The woman who called 911 from Subway because they put the wrong sauce on her pizza!
Donald Sterling for his stupidity on the Anderson Cooper show last night
The woman who went to the ER after putting “pop rocks” in her privates during sex
The Bellingham man who stole a truck and tractor combo and crashed it into an elementary school!
The couple who got busted getting busy on the lawn of a church while a wedding was going on!