The guys who stole a load of frozen pizzas and tried to sell them to the cops!
The woman whose relationship ended because she chose her puppets over her man!
The wife who got charged with arson for lighting her husband’s clothes on fire in their closet!
The guy in Vegas who was checking his gas cans for leaks while smoking a ciga….BOOM!
The 18 yr old who was bitten in the face by a cottonmouth snake he was keeping in a pillowcase
The trucker who traded a tractor-trailer rig full of lunchmeat for some crack!
Kirk Hammett of Metallica for losing his I-phone which contained over 250 song riff from the new album!
Televangelist Pat Robertson says it’s “ok to slap an 11 yr old around”
The baggage handler who fell asleep in the cargo hold of the Alaska air flight and called 911
The man who flew his “motorized bicycle” on to the US Capitol.