The guy who wrote a book about “surviving the running of the bulls” who got severely gored yesterday!!
The guy who headbanged so hard he had to go to the hospital!
The deputy who let an accused killer escape from jail when the inmates were let outside to watch fireworks!
The guy who blew off both of his hands on the the 4th
The Japanese politician who broke down in hysterics at a press confrence!
The town in Kansas that was shut down for a few because of a man in a “stormtroopers” costume!
The grandma who was putting meth in her tea!
The woman got charged with arson while trying to kill a spider
The guy who tried repeatedly to cash in a bogus lottery ticket
The guy in Issaquah who almost died trying to steal copper wire!