The guy in Portland who got busted stealing things under his kilt!
The guy who will have his junk measured in court to prove he is too small in the pants to be a flasher!
The lady who got her jaw kicked in by a giraffe!
The 18 yr old who stole a walmart scooter to make it to his probation officer meeting
The people of a town in Maine for pooping in the city park
The man who tried to create a romantic scene for his girl with flowers, champagne and candles burned his house down!
The wanted fugitive who entered…and won a police sponsored donut eating contest!
The high school teacher who showed up the first day completely smashed and proceeded to take off her pants in a classroom!
The woman who carjacked a cop car with 2 policemen inside it!
The guy who attacked his roommate for eating 3 of his “chips ahoy” cookies!