The fugitive who tried to chew off his fingerprints in the back of a cop car!
The robber who went into a pharmacy and stole some pills then fell asleep before he escaped!
The guy who fell asleep while trying to rob a pharmacy after the pharmacist gave him sleeping pills!
The woman who stole a city bus after being told to stop smoking!
The guy who locked his keys in his car on the way to work so he stole a city bus!
The airline that booked two passengers an overnight stay at a sex themed hotel by accident!
The guy from Surrey BC who tried to rob a bank that was 1 block from the police station!
The man who attacked a another man with a bidet after kid’s soccer game!
The guy who got busted impersonating a cop…by another cop!
The award this week goes to all the people in Wisconsin who parked out on “frozen” Lake Geneva…until the ice cracked!