The wanted fugitive who entered…and won a police sponsored donut eating contest!
The high school teacher who showed up the first day completely smashed and proceeded to take off her pants in a classroom!
The woman who carjacked a cop car with 2 policemen inside it!
The guy who attacked his roommate for eating 3 of his “chips ahoy” cookies!
The guy who got his finger bitten off at the JayZ and Beyonce concert
The guy who was discovered to be the neighborhood thief after a tornado exposed all the stuff he had stolen!
The out of shape bank robber
The guy who had a tornado throw all the stuff he had stolen from his neighbors out on to the lawn!
The 3 prioners who broke out…went to a bar…and then decided to go back to prison!
The Colorado Rockies for misspelling Troy Tulowitzki’s name on the shirts they handled out over the weekend!