Calvin Johnson of the Detroit Lions for causing some babymama drama by bringing his new GF over to meet his 6 month old with another woman!
The town in Georgia where it is illegal to own sex toys!
The guy who passed out from holding his breath while driving!
Miguel Olivo of the LA Dodger’s farm team bit off part of a teammates ear!!!
The groundskeeper at Findlay University who killed all the grass on campus!
The guy who shot himself in the head and only tended to it with ointment for 5 days!
The Oregon man who called 911 looking to buy pot!
The guy who called 911 looking to buy some pot!
The woman who called 911 from Subway because they put the wrong sauce on her pizza!
Donald Sterling for his stupidity on the Anderson Cooper show last night