The guy who has the best March Madness bracket in the country but won’t win because he didn’t pick a winner of the championship game!
The airline passenger who opened the exit door thinking it was the door to the restroom!
The woman who brought her meth to the police station to see if it was tainted with Ebola!
The mom who hired a stripper for her 8 yr old’s birthday party!
The man who tried to blow up his old lawnmower and lost half of his leg in the process!
The guy who sicked his dog on the cops only to have his dog turn on him and attack!
The Seattle man who has spent the past day or so 80 ft up in a tree!
The flight attendant who left her Gucci shoes behind and took off running when she got busted with 70 pounds of cocaine in her bag!
The 57 yr old man who took his dead mom to the bank to withdraw her money and then immediately went to Buffalo Wild Wings!
The high school teacher who got busted surfing for lingerie in class because he didn’t realize his computer was linked to the overhead projector!