The woman who called 911 looking for a pen!
The woman who administered a baby shower beatdown with a six inch stiletto heel
The guy who “liked” his own pic on a police facebook most wanted page!
The mom who showed up drunk at court for her DUI hearing…with her kids!
The contractor of a 47 story building who only put the elevator in up to the 20th floor
The guy who saved his dog from the sinking boat before he saved his wife!
A guy shoots himself in the groin after speeding thru his neighborhood!
The woman in court who called the judge “honey”
A man in the Dominican Republic woke up without his junk
The guy in Seattle who tried to dragrace a cop!