The guy in Australia who “surfed” a dead whale while hungry sharks swam near by……
The woman who robbed a pharmacy armed only with her own breast milk
The college student who accidentally set his college campus on fire when he tried to propose to his girlfriend
John Carter Cash, son of the legend Johnny Cash was busted for stripping naked in an airport!
The guy who texted his probabtion officer for weed by accident!
The kid who was taking bong hits in his car after rolling it during a high speed chase with the cops!
The parents of a 3 year old boy for letting him pee in a bottle at the table of a crowded restaurant!
The woman who ended up on a guy’s roof and then stuck in his chimney after their internet date went bad!
The woman who lied to 911 that her sister had been to Africa and now has ebola…so she could get an ambulance ride to the hospital.
The guy who had sex with a stuffed animal inside a walmart!