The guy who will have his junk measured in court to prove he is too small in the pants to be a flasher!
The lady who got her jaw kicked in by a giraffe!
The 18 yr old who stole a walmart scooter to make it to his probation officer meeting
The people of a town in Maine for pooping in the city park
The man who tried to create a romantic scene for his girl with flowers, champagne and candles burned his house down!
The wanted fugitive who entered…and won a police sponsored donut eating contest!
The high school teacher who showed up the first day completely smashed and proceeded to take off her pants in a classroom!
The woman who carjacked a cop car with 2 policemen inside it!
The guy who attacked his roommate for eating 3 of his “chips ahoy” cookies!
The guy who got his finger bitten off at the JayZ and Beyonce concert