The mom who sent her 4 year old daughter to school with 200 packets of heroin in her backpack!
The dwarf who took a dump at the city council meeting!
The woman who dug up her dad’s grave to see if the “real” will was in his coffin?!
The woman who used a potato as birth control!
The crook who’s crime was all captured in the mirror!
We give the nod to China for anally inspecting 10,000 doves over the fear they may be hiding weapons on “National Day”
The jail in Marysville for losing an inmate for 2 days!
The monks on meth! 2 monks were defrocked after they were caught with women, alcohol and meth!
The 50 year old mom and her 2 teenage accomplices who burned a huge penis in a high school football field!
The guy who robbed the tattoo shop where he got his ink…and he forgot to cover up his new tattoo!