Aunt Gina tried to shoplift a bunch of detergent and miracle whip but left the 1 yr old she was babysitting behind!
The groom who got busted groping a pregnant woman at his wedding!
Jesus Montero of the Seattle Mariners for getting suspended over an ice cream sandwich fight!
Senior cornerback Josh Shaw at USC for totally fabricating a story on how he got injured
The guy who set off the foam fire suppression system and buried 10 blackhawk helicopters!
The guy in Portland who got busted stealing things under his kilt!
The guy who will have his junk measured in court to prove he is too small in the pants to be a flasher!
The lady who got her jaw kicked in by a giraffe!
The 18 yr old who stole a walmart scooter to make it to his probation officer meeting
The people of a town in Maine for pooping in the city park