We give the nod to China for anally inspecting 10,000 doves over the fear they may be hiding weapons on “National Day”
The jail in Marysville for losing an inmate for 2 days!
The monks on meth! 2 monks were defrocked after they were caught with women, alcohol and meth!
The 50 year old mom and her 2 teenage accomplices who burned a huge penis in a high school football field!
The guy who robbed the tattoo shop where he got his ink…and he forgot to cover up his new tattoo!
The 2 guys from Alabama who got busted cheating in a fishing tournament
The guy who robbed the tattoo parlor where he got a tattoo a month before!
Gerard Depardieu for saying that he drinks 14 bottles of wine a day!!
The Minnesota Vikings fan who wore an Adrian Peterson jersey and walked around the tailgate party hitting people with a switch!
The man who stabbed his coworker with a fork for eating one of his meatballs!