The guy who slept for 10 solid hours with a 5 inch knife blade in his back
The guy who smothered his girlfriend with a pillow because she would’nt go to church!
The girl from North Dakota who got busted with a broken crackpipe in her lady biz!
The woman who had a broken meth pipe in her lady parts!
The brother’s who stabbed each other over which silverware to use!
A man eats some hawaiian mushrooms and goes on a 2 year long “trip”
The 25 yr old girl who says she and Charlie Manson are in love!
The woman who caused a huge traffic backup when she set off a batch of bottlerockets in her car!
The guy who sold his aston martin dbr for nearly 50,000 and then saw it sell at auction for almost 35 million!
The folks at the Seattle chamber of commerce for insulting boeing!