The lumberjack that cut down telephone poles instaed of trees!
The guy who blew himself up smoking a cig at the gas pump!
The woman who shot her husband at the MLK day rally
The man who had a newspaper delivery guy embedded in his car windshield
The woman who went in for a liver transplant with a bottle of vodka in her bag!
The old lady who lost $500,000 to one of those Nigerian email scams
The guy who has a bizarre dairy fetish that involves a woman and some swiss cheese
The kid who got busted with 19 pieces of jewelry…drugs…and a socket wrench up his butt
The woman from Wisconsin who put hot barbeque coals under her car to thaw out the engine!
The man who got busted by his wife when he had to land his plane on the freeway and he had two other women onboard!