The guy who got his junk stuck in some shower curtain rings and needed the fire dept to cut him loose!
The guy who tried to steal 5 ribeye steaks by stuffing them in his colostomy bag!
The guy who robbed a gas station in Bothell one week after filling out a job application there….
The guy who installed Windows 10 and it pulled all of his porn to use as screensavers!
The politician who tried to cover up his affair by telling a huge unbelievable lie!
The bounty hunters who surrounded the chief of police in Phoenix by mistake!
The bounty hunter who mistakenly collared the chief of police in Phoenix!
The man who sued his wife for $20,000 after he saw her without makeup!
The woman who went blind after drinking 28 cans of Red Bull a day!
The guy who tried to chew off his own fingerprints in the back of a cop car!